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KATE MATE

YEAH BOY!!!!!!!

About Me

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Hi Im Kate, Im really pretty,pretty funny and have a great pair of tits!! I like -vodka, marlboro lights,Oh Happy Days, partying with my best freinds in the whole wide world (even thou there losers) making new freinds REALLY dont work,trust me I know!! My Friends call me Monica (from friends,they love taking me on a yearly girly holiday just to walk round the apartment picking up after them I think) I love hot men that resemble Ronnie Corbit,their the best. I have the most beautiful little girl ever to grace this land called Chloe, she BLIMMING rocks my world (LOVE YOU CLO) I hate people who lie,cheat, dis-respect or r stuck up there own arse!Im on a shot ban becoz shots just aint gd for me! al-low tequila makes me happy and shocking shock mint..well the name says it all! Lin being out of control in 2007 and Loz's funny sarcasam make my days I love my mates they are the best and funniest cunts in this world (I have never met or known a funnier bunch of people and I thank the lord thru FATHER MAURICE for having them as MY friends & 4 being in my life for the past 13yrs..They have been there for me thru alot and I take this opportunity 2 thank them sooooo much, Love U all GirlsI often like to jump into the back of a white van in asda car park and get my mutt cut by CUTZ FOR MUTZ! While lin waits in the car singing "OL HAPPY DAYS, OL HAPPY DAYSSSSSSSSS" Hahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha If I love u, u may come home one wk to find me mowing your lawn or hanging out ur washing but u'l get used to it thats just me ha ha. Im never in any of my freinds pictures as im always at the bar gettin us all drinks, personally i think they wait for me to go cos im far fitter than all of them uggers put together! Going out dancing with my friend Emma is the best fun, coz she is just crazy and makes my sides hurt from laughter. All in all Im fucking great, lets have a drink, a fag and a fucking good time! One of my favorite sayins is 'Lifes not about the amount of breaths u take,Its about the amount of moments that take ur breath away!!!!! Clo, Bob, George and the newcomer baby Mollie are the best looking bunch of kids and they rock my motherfuckin world more than anything else - Love you kids your too cool for school!YEAH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Is the saying of the year.. Love it!! YEAH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Some Drop Dead Gorgeous Hottie like Danny Dyer Who I WILL marry and Max Beesley who I find strangely attractive. I love meeting fun random people.

Music:

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Television:

check out www.m-i-l-2-f... you never know you could be on there

Heroes: