Sammmmayy Babayyy

Hello there. My name is Sam. Reading Dr. Suess books is a major hobby of mine. I also enjoy hunting butterflys, collecting spoons, paying shuffleboard and searching for dental equipment in the garbages outside your school. I drive a miniture poodle to school everyday and I live in a mansion. My butlers name is Rico. My family is quite normal and extremely good looking. I am a very talented flute player and I go to band camp every summer. I love children and cats and having high intellect conversations with older men. I plan on taking up mini-golf and bartending so I can pick up man of all ages. I am highly allergic to the sun and I break out in hives when I am in light. If you would like to have a chat you may IM: Findingmyexcuse. Rico will probably answer and determine if you are worth my time and energy or not. Have a decent day and maybe we'll converse sometime, probably not, but maybe.