I'm interested in being done with this profile. That, and I like to cook and play board games and make pina coladas and sit on my balcony in the sun, listening to the ducks in the canals. I'm interested in not getting any more parking tickets too.
I'd like to meet myself as a child. That would be weird and cool. I'd also like to meet Bill Clinton because he now lives in the town where I grew up and my family has all met him except me because I'm in LA. I'd like to meet Jack Black just because. And I would have liked to have known Janice.Oh, guys... I'd like to meet someone who's brilliant. Tall, witty, confident, warm-hearted, arrogant, creative, all of those things are my type, I guess. In theory. In practice i have no idea what my type is or I would have met him and not be writing this.
Oh, I feel bad for everyone who sits around me at work. I like musical theater. And Madonna, Cowboy Junkies, Elton John, Billy Joel, Norah, Poison, christmas music, Whitesnake, Chicago, Richard Marx, Wilson Phillips. It's all terrible. At least I'm aware of that fact, right? No? Okay... moving on...
Labirynth, Braveheart, Almost Famous, Office Space, Lebowski, Moulin Rouge, Gone with the Wind, Annie, Billy Madison, Dirty Dancing, what else? I guess that's good for now. And yes, that was Annie.... not Annie Hall, although that's good too.
Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Sex and the City, Roseanne reruns. Pretty original huh? I've also become obsessed with...
Girls Nextt Door
GIRLS NEXT DOOR
I can't stop watching it. I watch it, then watch the re-runs again three hours later. It's like staring at a train wreck... i love that show and I've just admitted it.
just got the new Gary Larson complete life works with an intro by Steve Martin. Today, those are my two favorite books. And with that, I'm done with my profile.
...you're everything I wish I could be. The end.