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Gaz, delivering inappropriate jokes since 1996!

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About Me

Greets! I am the Gaz! Hear me roar!(Squeak!)

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My Interests

Going to university, playing way too much computer games, building and playing with (oo-er!) small plastic figurines and enjoying my small, insignificant existence.

I'd like to meet:

College years!

Music:

A lot of things, mostly metal, rock and the like.

Movies:

Star Wars trilogies, Star Trek, Alien Quadrilogy, Scary Movie 1+2 (3 was shiiiiiite) Terminator 1-3, The Matrix, Shaun of the Dead, Forrest Gump(What a great movie!), I Robot, Resident Evil and RE:Apocolypse to name a few of the top of my head

What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

Television:

Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, South Park, Star Trek (It IS good, really!), Two and a Half Men etc. Just a sitcom dude....

Books:

Sci-novels mostly; Current reading list include Gaunt's Ghost novels, the Horus Heresy and Star Wars Republic Commando.

Heroes:

Mahatmi Ghandi, Martin Luther King Jr. and Jesus of Nazareth

My Blog

The 90%, a theory

Just a pre-note; I didn't make this. All credit to Morally_Flexible of OkCupid. Sums up my thoughts too. Girls have theories about men, most of which are inevitably wrong. The thing is their theories ...
Posted by Gaz, delivering inappropriate jokes since 1996! on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:30:00 PST

Personality disorder, eh?

Disorder | RatingParanoid: LowSchizoid: HighSchizotypal: Very HighAntisocial: LowBorderline: LowHistrionic: ModerateNarcissistic: LowAvoidant: ModerateDependent: ModerateObsessive-Compulsive: Moderate...
Posted by Gaz, delivering inappropriate jokes since 1996! on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 09:05:00 PST

Typing to music?

JUST noticed I've been typing in passwords etc to the exact beat of the music I'm listening to.... Either it's incredibly cool, which I trademark or incredibly sad which I will deny ever doing it to. ...
Posted by Gaz, delivering inappropriate jokes since 1996! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Random questions of stuff

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Write down what it says: "Fires it's payload, then darts away before being struck back at" From my C&C: Generals guide 2. Stretch ...
Posted by Gaz, delivering inappropriate jokes since 1996! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST