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About Me

Life is way too short so I try to make the most out of any situation. Old cemeteries are exciting places for me to visit. One day I will own a fine old crypt to house my mortal remains. In the meantime I'll use it as my "away place". During the day I'm on the lookout for zombies. You know the type; w/o any glimmer of humanity etc.,I keep a fine house. As the saying goes "When momma's happy, everybody is happy." I make good cranberry bread.

My Interests

family, friends, gardening, reading, ANYTHING about Dark Shadows, Comic books are fun. I really like the under ground comics, any R Crumb publication, I love horror related movies , actually most everything I like or do is horror related, except I don't participate I just like to watch and learn, to be continued...I'm still growing up

I'd like to meet:

Glen Beck, Rob Zombie, Sig Haig,, Lon Chaney Jr., Joan Bennett, Grayson Hall, Jonathan Frid, The 3 Stooges, Talula Bankhead, Betty Page, Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, Christopher Lee, Janis Joplin, Barak Obama, Botticelli, any of the Medicis, R Crumb or his wife, Tura Satana, Bruce Campbell, to be cont....

Music:

jazz, reggage, rock, folk, right now I'm digging the soundtrack from KillBill, Marilyn Manson, Joe Blacks Midnight spook show(esp. vol 5), Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Salsa, Merengue, R Crumb and his cheap suit serenaders, old time country,TOCATTA&FUGUE,Cult of the Psychic Fetus....tbc

Movies:

The Kill Bills, pre mid '70s horror movies, film noir, anything that airs on Svengoolie, every 3 stooge short ever made, Double Indeminty, any movie track Joe Black uses on his Midnight Spookshow, Rob Zombie movies, 30 days of night looks good, Eraserhead stumps me even though I've watched if at least 666 times,Tim Burton movies, I've seen so many horror movies, I just love them all.

Television:

history channel, news, hgtv,Svengoolie, Get Smart, Mission Impossible, Fear Net, Glen Beck, Twilight Zone, the Honeymooners, get the drift????

Books:

s king, a. christie, books that provoke thought, Tolkein, E.A Poe, Shakespeare, first editions,Dr ACs Horror 101, horror related reference books, tbc.....

Heroes:

my mom , she's in heaven now but she had a difficult life but never gave up, she kept on trudging thru.

My Blog

Casa de Putas

In honor of the men in my life, I have decided that my house should now be referred to as Casa de Putas. The Zombie Hunter might have to start selling cachundo to support her activities.
Posted by Zombie Hunter on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 06:27:00 PST

An Ode

an ode to farts I found: a fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud, some leave a poisonouscloud....a fart can be short, or a fart can be long, some farts have been known to sound like a song, a fa...
Posted by Zombie Hunter on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:27:00 PST

The Male B*tches In My Life

With the exception of my youngest brother, I have managed to destroy the will of every man in my life. I allow my youngest brother to keep his will, because he accepts my love of Dark Shadows, a...
Posted by Zombie Hunter on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:06:00 PST

Everybody Needs To Leave!

I'm not joking. I want each and everyone of of you f*cks out of my house, except for the dog. The dog can stay, because it can't talk. If you need love, pay for it from someone who's more adept at p...
Posted by Zombie Hunter on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:07:00 PST

That Whore at the Enchanted Castle Better Watch Out!

Listen, whore! You know that last slice of pizza didn't belong to your precious little Tiffany, who, trust me, will have the opportunity to eat a lot of pizza when she's working for Bare Assets. Don...
Posted by Zombie Hunter on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:55:00 PST

Danielle Radcliffe Makes My Harry Potter Tingle

He turns eighteen next week. I can't wait.
Posted by Zombie Hunter on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:46:00 PST

Welcome to My Nightmare, B*tch!

If we lived in ancient Rome, I would throw your ass to the lions! How dare you make eye contact with me as you pass by my house? What do you drive? A Lexus? That's not how we r...
Posted by Zombie Hunter on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:43:00 PST

That's My Newspaper, Whore!

I know you're stealing my newspaper, because I exposed your affair with the gardener! It's on now, bitch!
Posted by Zombie Hunter on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 04:35:00 PST

I Hate That F*cking Woman

There is a woman in the neighborhood who I truly hate. She thinks she's special, because she has a subscription to Rachael Ray's magazine. Well, f*ck her! I devise my own recipes; I ...
Posted by Zombie Hunter on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 02:06:00 PST