Karl Smoky profile picture

Karl Smoky

The electric hambone

About Me

Born in an egg on a mountaintop, the punkiest monkey that ever did pop, he knew every magic trick under the sun to tease the gods and everyone and have some fun...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/22/2006
Band Website: easyguitar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
Band Members: In order of the Elder Futhark:

    Karl - Guitar, vocals, harmonica, drum programming
No, really, that's it...
Influences: I had a bad one last winter, was a droopy snotty mess of fever for a good week or so.
Sounds Like: Some guy in a his living room with some musical instruments and free software.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

New Song Uploaded!

    Yes!  In the heightened drama of everyday life, there is time to write and record a song.  It's called what would you do.It's a heartrending question.  If your face f...
Posted by Karl Smoky on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:13:00 PST

Google maps

Directions - Edinburgh to New York.  Direction 42: "Swim the Atlantic"Hello, Google?  Why should I drive my car through the English Channel?  Surely it makes a lot better sense to drive...
Posted by Karl Smoky on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:59:00 PST

Freebies

This is a list of the software I have on my laptop...Propellerhead ReBirth RB-338This is my favourite toy at the moment.  It's old, it's quirky, it's a complete bastard to use, but I just love it...
Posted by Karl Smoky on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:27:00 PST

I live in a B&B

I have an address!  Today I moved into a lovely bed and breakfast in Leith.  It has an en-suite shower, a double bed, an ashtray, a telly and a kettle.  Great.  It even has some pl...
Posted by Karl Smoky on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:19:00 PST

Religious stuff

I have been looking at the many world religions out there.  They were mainly started by some nutter who heard voices, or some nutter who has another interpretation of the voices the first nutter ...
Posted by Karl Smoky on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:52:00 PST

jobhunting

Ah, well.  I don't have a job.  No nude modelling for artists, no crummy kitchen job, no pathetic nobody office job.  Looks like the jobcentre can shut it's doors for a while and let th...
Posted by Karl Smoky on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:10:00 PST

Rose Street Busking

Running out of money can sometimes be a good thing.  We just ran out of money and now my Girlfriend is forced to go busking.  I'm just left to pick the kids up and put the dinner on the tabl...
Posted by Karl Smoky on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:45:00 PST

Stupid People

It sometimes amazes me.  Over 10,000 years of awareness, science, philosophical advancements and humans are still unaware that they're being farmed for all they've got by governments, religions a...
Posted by Karl Smoky on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST

The first ever

Introduction to me:I am Karl Smoky.  Not my real name, but easier to pronounce by toddlers.  I am an Edinburgh Genius.  There's so many of us, however, that I'm the only one left. ...
Posted by Karl Smoky on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:52:00 PST