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Puke

Keep the change ya filthy animal!

About Me

The Tenacious D Show (episode3) Death of a Dream
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My Interests

Punching myself in the face.

I'd like to meet:

Say where's Arnie, Gilbert! Say where's Arnie! Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) (Live)
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Add to My Profile | More Videos The Tenacious D Show (episode2) Angel In Disguise
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Music:

NIRVANA,Volcano Suns,Fugazi,Meat Puppets,50 Foot Wave,Pavement,Frank Black & Pixies,CAK,Daniel Johnston,Creendence Clearwater Revival,Beatles,LED zep,Beck,Sonic Youth,Tenacious D,Captain Beefhart & His Magic Band,Metallica,The Advantage,Breeders,Velvet Underground,Birthday Party,Stooges,Doobie Brothers,Jonathan Richman,Black Flag,Husker Du,The Doors,Hella,Melvins,XLCaveman,the sound of electrons buzzing in my brain.

Movies:

Sure!

Television:

Girls Gone Wild commercials and Lifetime Original movies

Books:

I've read some decent ones. Say, let's talk about books!

Heroes:

Jabberwhorl Cronstandt, Xena: Warrior Princess, Sasquatch.

My Blog

The Adventures of Captain Awesome Chapter 10

Frank flew towards the kitchen chittering half hystericlly.  The remains of the pot roast lay on the table cold and half mangled from drunken feasting.  "Where is it dammit its gotta be in&...
Posted by Puke on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:22:00 PST

The Adventures of Captain Awesome Chapter 9

I let Sally go.  At this point I figured she wasn't going to give any information unless I took a different aprouch.  We were standing facing each other on the bridge of her ship.  Sudd...
Posted by Puke on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:12:00 PST

The Adventures of Captain Awesome Chapter 8

  "What's going on Sally?".  "Oh Luke...Luke..I.." "If your about to say the words 'I am your father' I swear I'll cut your hand off". "Oh but I'll need both hands for the things I have pl...
Posted by Puke on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 03:57:00 PST

Captain Awesome Chapter 7

Salsa Steak was pacing.  Back and forth, Back and Forth.  Every now and then he would whip out his blaster and do a fancy twirl with it."Stop it!"  Frank Said.  "Thats dangerous, i...
Posted by Puke on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:43:00 PST

The Adventures of Captain Awesome Chapter 6

"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGG!"  The hooded guy clenched his fist in total rage.  "Now prepare to meet your makers fools!"  A red lazer blasted from his ship and wacked ours. "Prepare to meet...
Posted by Puke on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:59:00 PST

The Adventures of Captain Awesome Chapter 5

"We've been hit!" I said.  "Awesome team...spring into action!".  Tweety Z was typing away madly at the laptop.  "Shields are at 98% Captain".  "Huh....WHAT! 98...down 2%, that n...
Posted by Puke on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:39:00 PST

The Adventures of Captain Awesome Chapter 4

My eyes opened and I saw Frank staring at me.  "So how long have I been out?". "I'd say about fifteen seconds, I was about to ask you some questions, but you started to mumble to yourself then y...
Posted by Puke on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 06:39:00 PST

The Adventures of Captain Awesome Chapter 3

Frank hovered in front of me.  I sank back into my chair and started to relax as I figured thats how it would start, being a hypnosis and all.  "Now start to relax".  Frank said. "Way ...
Posted by Puke on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:32:00 PST

The Adventures of Captain Awesome Chapter 2

I made my way through the capital city of the universe.  I was eager to complete the mission so I could get back to my music career on earth.  I was convinced the power of Rock was the path ...
Posted by Puke on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:00:00 PST

The adventures of captain awesome Chapter 1

My name is Lucas Branton and I was sitting in a cozy seat in front of the Intergalactic Alliance Council.  I had been called here once again by the IAC to perform a dangerous mission (as usu...
Posted by Puke on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:30:00 PST