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Kaiser Ape

Paul's Dad.

About Me

Check out my son Paul's Myspace sites.His current (2007) band, known as Ghost Train . Just jams as of 2/24/07.His personal music page The Paul Calo Experience , where he presents some music he recorded in his home studio back when he was 15.His disbanded band, known as Monolith .Monolith II .And his Personal Page . Nothing musical, really.Paul turned 17 in July 2006My real name is Tom. My nickname is Tas. My other name is Kaiser ape.My Webshots site.My Tomfooleries at Webshots have been removed by them. "Copyright Violation", they say.My Blog I mean my real blog.My Live Lournal I never visit any more.These Links All Open A New Window, So Don't Be Shy. You'll Still Be "Here" .I like kitty cats. "I didn't want any part of her, but I kept smelling
that jasmine in her hair."
Rip (Humphrey Bogart) about Coral (Lizabeth Scott)
in
Dead Reckoning"What a maroon. What an im-be-syle. What a nin-cow-poop."
Bugs Bunny

My Interests

Art, Music, Physics, Drama, Comedy, Literature, Poetry, Ancient History, Warfare, Mythology ... to be continued.

I'd like to meet:

The sonofabitch who invented glue-on rear-view mirrors.Paul Schaeffer. I'd like to ask him a million questions about music.The Girl Eating The Cereal Is Singer/Songwriter/Actress
LEESA
Our Neighbor.

Music:

Many things.

Movies:

Enter Laughing, Sanjuro, Yojimbo, The Seventh Seal, Night of the Living Dead, Cabin By The Lake, and many others.

Television:

The Singing Detective, Keen Eddie, I Claudius, Shaka Zulu, Dobie Gillis, F Troop, Red Dwarf, My Name Is Earl, The Office (American), Scrubs, and lots of others.

Books:

Dinosaur Beach, Ubik, The City and the Stars, Fermat's Enigma, Euclid's Window, A War Of The People, Shakespeare: The Invention Of The Human, and many others.

Heroes:

Simon Wiesenthal, Conan the Barbarian, Superman, Dorothy Parker, Joni Mitchell, and many others.