White Trash Princess

I had a really great "About me" section, but some loser hacked into my account and deleted it. So, if you want to know anything at all, just ask me. Lets try this again...I'm a recovering alcoholic, living back home with my parents after racking up a million bills. I have a lot of pets! Currently theres: 2 cats, 3 snakes, a leopard gecko, a million rats (One of which thinks she's human), 2 birds, and a dog. I spend a lot of my time sitting in my room, talking to my cats cuz I'm cool like that! My favorite thing to do is drink beer on my porch and yell at the neighbor kids to stay away from my yard cuz I'm white trash like that. At one time, I had a couch, a table, two chairs, and random car parts scattered around my yard. I love to eat, so the way to my heart is through food. Sometimes I think I'm a man because I hang out w/guys too much. I've never claimed to be a lady. I'll burp, fart, drink beer, scratch myself, and sit w/my legs open while wearing a skirt. Whenever I hear a loud noise outside my house, I'll yell at my dog even though I don't have him anymore. (This was when I had my own place.) I'm very out-going and spontaneous. I like to pull random things out of my ass and tend to say ridiculous things at the drop of a hat. I don't get mad easily, but when I do, I stay very calm and say evil things that make you want to curl up in the fetal position and cry for your mommy. I spend a lot of time talking to my cats and believe that they understand me. Sometimes, I think they're plotting to kill me. Someday, when I'm rich, I want to go back to school for cosmetology, fashion design, and journalism. I promise you that I'll be a famous singer someday, but for now, I'll be the queen of karaoke. My mom says there's burritos in the freezer..... Before you try adding me: Send me a message as an introduction. Don't have a private profile. There better be a pic of you. Yes, I'm a flirt but that doesn't make me a slut. We're probably not going to meet, so don't bother if that's all you want...

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