Female Humans, Astronomy, Magic, Violin Concertos, B.A.S.E Jumping, Alligator Wrestling...
JORDINI
Jis forJolly
Ois forOverwhelming
Ris forRadical
Dis forDashing
Iis forIrresistible
Nis forNeat
Iis forIdealI'm Watching You!
..I met this crazy troll under a bridge...
..I'm HELLA good at cards......
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jordan H. Goldklang (and no I'm not telling what the H stands for, and no you'll never ever guess)
Birthday: April Fools Day 1987
Birthplace: SF
Current Location: Mill Valley California, middle room, 3rd floor.
Eye Color: Hazely
Hair Color: Dark
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: My right hand is stronger but my left hand is more nimble
Your Heritage: Jews from Poland
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Blue Suede Newbalance
Your Weakness: I'm ticklish
Your Fears: Big Scary Bugs. And Little Scary Bugs.
Your Perfect Pizza: A Free One
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get accepted to a kickass music conservatory
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: So, what's new?
Thoughts First Waking Up: ...just 10 more minutes...
Your Best Physical Feature: My sexy sexy lips (I'm not joking, you think I am but I'm not)
Your Bedtime: When I get in bed (Around 1ish)
Your Most Missed Memory: 2nd Year of Marrowstone Music Festival
Pepsi or Coke: Coke is better than Pepsi but I'd rather have sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ugh, gross
Single or Group Dates: That depends on the people and the situation.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Um, good tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, but not crappy vanilla, vanilla bean, or french vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: OMG all of it
Do you Smoke: I smoked a salmon once, that's about all
Do you Swear: Fuckyes. I mean no, swearing has no place in civilized converfuckingsation
Do you Sing: I Suck so much at singing.
Do you Shower Daily: Daily t the very least
Have you Been in Love: I thought I have, I'm not sure
Do you want to go to College: Heck yes
Do you want to get Married: Heck yes
Do you belive in yourself: Anyone who knows me knows I do. Maybe too much.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really, unless I'm lying down playing gameboy in the back of a moving car for several hours. Which I haven't done for a long time
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: No, but I don't stuff junkfood down my piehole 24/7 either
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, but they're SO annoying most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Heck yes!
Do you play an Instrument: Hahaha. (yeah) (If you're confused why I typed laughter, you must not really know me very well, so you should send me a message and ask why)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No. That salmon thing was a while back. Great sushi that day.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No. I took some Advil last night...but I don't think that counts
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, just out w/ friends..I think. I don't know about these things half the time.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, it was lame.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I haven't had Oreos in the longest time....
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah, from Woodlands. It was really good, but it had bones in it which sucked but it was still really good.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Suprisingly, no. I was two months ago however
In the past month have you been Dumped: Psh yeah. It was lame.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. Not for a LONG long long, long long, long time.
Ever been Drunk: Never once, not ever.
Ever been called a Tease: HAHAHAHAno
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: When I was like 5
How do you want to Die: During a concert. I want to walk out onstage, play a concerto like nobody has ever heard, then die right there. Or, just peacfully I suppose, that works too. Quickly however, I'm not a fan of painful drawn out deaths.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I think a musician
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe, seeing as how I haven't been there yet. I'd also like to go back to Indonesia because it was so pretty there and everyone was so nice.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: As long as it's not white
Favourite Hair Color: I don't mind really, as long as it looks good. I'm not a fan of faded green with really long roots.
Short or Long Hair: It depends, but 93% of the time I prefer long hair
Height: Shorter than I (at least, not 7 feet tall)
Weight: Less than I
Best Clothing Style: ...I really don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: Illegal ones? Zero
Number of CDs I own: 12Gigabytes worth
Number of Piercings: 7 (haha just kidding) zero
Number of Tattoos: None. I want a trebleclef on my left forarm though.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Playing Vocalise instead of the Mendelssohn violin concerto for my audition
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Look at me. I'm one of the beautiful peopleThe view from my house. I see this every time I look out the window, or walk out the door. And YES, that is San Quentin in the background. Look closely and you may even see Mr. Scott Peterson through his window. (I can with my telescope)My backyard, it's awesome...I guess.Lookout, it's THE MUFFIN MAN!
Batdog is my hero
Everything Classical. Actually, everything Classical from the Romantic period. I can't stand baroque, it's just so boring...
Anything by Quentin Tarantino, the man is a genius. Also, any movie with Cathrine Zeta Jones, Tom Hanks, Uma Thurman, Sean Connery, George Clooney, or Johnny Depp. They're all amazing. I think Tarantino should make a film with all of those people in it. And the first 7 Bond films, great stuff.
Home Movies, ER, Grey's Anatomy, Spongebob Squarepants, Rocko's Modern Life, Ahhh Real Monsters, Angry Beavers, Hey Dude, Salute Your Shorts, Clarissa Explains It All, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Alex Mack, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Pewee's Playhouse, Animaniacs, Nick Arcade, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Mythbusters, Deadliest Catch, Extreme Engineering, American Chopper, Monster Garage, Monster House, Good Eats, Unwrapped, Double Dare, Match Game, X-Play, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Fraggle Rock, Doug, Ducktales, Family Matters, Captain Planet, 60’s Batman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Freakazoid, Gummi Bears, Inspector Gadget, Mr. Roger’s Neighbourhood, Muppet Babies, The Muppet Show, The Munsters, Pinky and the Brain, Ren and Stimpy, Rugrats (pre-movies), Sesame Street, Six Feet Under, Tale Spin, The Price is Right, The Jetsons, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (heroes in a half shell, turtle power!) Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?, X-Men, Woody Woodpecker Show, Loony Toons…
HARRY POTTER!! (hahah I'm just kidding). (Exept not). Seriously, Dan Brown, Genius. All of his books. The man is the Quentin Tarantino of books, is what he is. I'm also a big fan of Science Fiction, so I'll read just about any of those books.Some of my other favorites include: "Carter Beats the Devil" by Glen David Gold, "Hiding the Elephant" by Jim Steinmeyer, A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson, THHGTTG series, and "How Would You Move Mount Fuji? Microsoft's Cult of the Puzzle - How the World's Smartest Company Selects the Most Creative Thinkers" by William PoundstoneOh, I almost forgot. EVERY book, by Dave Barry. He's the greatest author of all time, in my opinion. I wish I could read his books for school credit.
My Magical Sunglasses PART DEUX. They make EVERYONE look cool... ORIGINAL LISTAnd, because I LOVE seagulls, here you are.Ever wonder where the term "Gullwing" (as in the DeLorean Gullwing Doors) term came from? Take a look.ONE LEG?! yes.