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Shane Type Person

With Fragments Of Fiction!

About Me

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My Interests

Acting, Theatre, Set Production, Music, Languages, Poetry, Play writing, Cartography, Nature Documentaries

I'd like to meet:

"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attemping to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot" By Order of Lord Stardust In Ascociation with Queer Bastard Co â„¢ - Because it comes naturaly

Hello. You're more punk, hardcore, mod, straightedge, emo, indie than me. Your hair is cooler; your jeans are tighter, you have more tattoos. You have more niche badges on your lapel, and your favourite band is more obscure than mine is. Your shoes are more vintage and so is your t-shirt. You own more black clothes than me. You know more people in bands. Your photography is blacker and whiter, your myspace profile is wittier, and you have a bigger music collection. Because as we all know, that's what really matters. In a scene where the music has taken a backseat to the haircuts, you win and I lose.

Hola. Usted es más mocoso, pornografía, la modulación, la regla, emo, el indie que yo. El pelo es más fresco; su vaqueros es más apretado, usted tiene más tatuajes. Usted tiene más insignias de nicho en su solapa, y su banda favorita es más oscurece que mina es. Sus zapatos son más ventaja y tan son su camiseta. Usted posee ropas más negras que yo. Usted sabe a más personas en bandas. Su fotografía es blanquinegra, su perfil de myspace es más ingenioso, y usted tiene una colección más grande de la música. Porque cuando todos sabemos, eso es lo que importa realmente. En una escena donde la música ha tomado un asiento trasero a los cortes de pelo, usted gana y pierdo.

Good thieves of burning cars encirle poisoned rivers minds and hearts. Horses want to dance but find their wings are damaged: water damaged! Gold is selling now, so hurry mighty ocean rising fast A big man with a Plan has got a storm a coming: moster coming!Yer dead man half alive who hangs from helping numbers 1.2.5. His ears pricked with their knife hears that the east are coming west are coming From Gravity's Rainbow ; the axis here is still unknown The children's faces glow. The wasteland guides them: wasteland guides them! from atlantis to interzone. we're fragments of fiction

Music:

Rock, Pop, Power Ballads & everything cheese: MIKA, Franz Ferdinand, Scissor Sisters, Lily Allen, My Chemical Romance, Meatloaf, Fratellis, Green Day, Muse, Annie Lennox, Eurythmics, Misled Heros, cher, blink, blondie, beatles, abba, basement jaxx, counting crows, feeder, fall out boy

Movies:

Comedy, Indie, Horor: Anchorman, The Shawshank Redmption, Donnie Darko, Butterfly Effect, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Y tu mama también, The shining

Television:

desperate housewives, Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Sea Lab 2021, Family Guy, the league of gentlemen, the smoking room, the green wing, qi, 8 out of 10 cats, big brother, the friday night project, futurama

Books:

Stephen King & Anything widley acclaimed: it, 'salems lot, pet semetary, desperation, the shining, harry potter, to kill a mockingbird, lord of the flies, of mice and men........so on so forth

Heroes:

don't have one, never really did
Leeds Joleen Ian Hannah Amy Natco Andy Danny Ben Joe Heather Ben Julie Sammy Luke

Scarborough Lou Raquel Fi Sam Sarah Lu Stewy Scott Scott Pablito Benjamino Eduardo Nikki

My Blog

nikki tagged me, what a bitch

The rules are: Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged, list their names, and w...
Posted by Shane Type Person on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:39:00 PST

(Stanislavsky/Raven/Superman) a scene from 'Happy & Glorious'

Ok guys here it is. The complete and final script of the scene entitled 'Stanislavsky/Raven/Superman', written by your's truly and brought to life by truly fantastic performers. This sc...
Posted by Shane Type Person on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:09:00 PST

subjectify SHANE ALIVE!

SHANE A-LIVE! WHAT A SUPRISE WHAT A TWIST?! GRAB A BOTTLE CLENCH A FIST! SHANE A-LIVE! STILL A-ROUND? NOT A  BORE? GRAB A HANDLE OPEN A DOOR?  ...
Posted by Shane Type Person on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:04:00 PST

Hey Natco

Well just because she feeds me well and she made me talk dirty in a pink hotel it doesn't mean she's got eyes for me she might just want my bones you see and hey natco dont you get mean cos you're the...
Posted by Shane Type Person on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:28:00 PST

scarboroughfornication

in the heart of this great nation i sit and wait dreaming wondering what has washed up on the shore while im here, wasting days vending fish to the masses when i could be living seaside dreams   ...
Posted by Shane Type Person on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 08:15:00 PST

Performance Practice Script: The Raven

 Find here enclosed my first attempt at script writing, please read and give comment, it's only 2 minutes long :D   (Sh- cs St- usr K- usl  H- dsl M dsr) H-Deep into that darkness peer...
Posted by Shane Type Person on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:16:00 PST

Let's Get Ready To Ramble!!!!

That's right boys & girls Hurricane Shane is on his wat to health and fitness! On a strict diet (for how long?) of Alpen and jacket potatoes! went on a little jog tonight, went down towards the be...
Posted by Shane Type Person on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:03:00 PST

The Benidorm Monologues: .1

Well it started in october when we booked it. Me joleen ian amy and andy wanted to go on holiday so we thought we'd go check some out. we went up to goin places after college and we found a deal for £...
Posted by Shane Type Person on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:13:00 PST

a poem..........The life and death of seasons passed

~When thaw let go of preciouse life~~And bird song filled the air~~I knew my heart belonged to you~~Of golden locks so fair~ ~+~ ~As summer came my soul caught fire~~On scarlet dreams of you~~And...
Posted by Shane Type Person on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:51:00 PST

a poem............ I Swim Forever More

~If death can be sweet agony~ ~Then life can be sheer bliss~ ~If you're not there beside me~ ~Then what have I to miss?~ ~ + ~ ~The day I gazed upon your face~ ~I fell into your ey...
Posted by Shane Type Person on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:14:00 PST