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After doing some designs for friends I am willing to design a myspace profile for anyone that would like one. Just leave a comment and ill see what I can do. If you also want some specific graphic to put on your myspace, click the mookie banner on the left.
Hey i'm Craig Matthew Robson. I live in a small seaside town of Scarborough in North Yorkshire. Its not a bad place to live but its more of a retirement town than anything else. I am 22 years old.
I have some of the most amazing friends that anyone could ask for a few of which, because we are on the same wave length, we have gained a psychic link to each other. A certain look or wink and we know exactly what the other person is thinking or going to do. This is very important as Allan and me are always winding people up without pre-meditation, so this comes in very handy.
I have a very strange sense of humour and am often laughing at inappropriate things. People that have helped twist my humour are : Eddie Izzard
Bill Baily
Ricky Gervais
Lee Evans
Peter Kay
Jimmy Carr
I enjoying doing random things with my friends whether its
making short movies about zombies
having lightsaber fights up olivers mount
or being in a club drinking and dancing my ass off.
You always know that if you are in the presence of Allan and me you are in for a wierd but absolutly amazing rollercoaster of a ride. This could include
Being attacked by clowns
being chased by a marching band
or shakin your booty in a mosh pit
(I wish I was making this stuff up). I dont think anybody has an exciting life than us, thats why when people are feeling down they join us on one of our trips.
I would be lost without music. How could I dance down the aisle of a supermarket without some music booming from the speakers. I love rock music my favourite band being Muse. I like all kinds of music but Rock is my main passion.
Well thats enough twaddle for now enjoy this clip of Allan and me singing in the play Pirate! - The musical. .. width="425" height="350" ..
(Allan is in the blonde wig, I'm the one with the monkey on my hat)
Zombie Force Trailer.. width="425" height="350" ..
Best video ever!.. width="425" height="350" ..
Im FUBAR = F*%ked up beyond all recognition :-)
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About You Full Name : Craig Matthew Robson
Nickname : The Craig : Dookie : Mr Bitch
Birthdate : 11th March 1984
Born : Scarborough
Height : 5foot 11ish
Hair Colour : Dark Brown
Eye Colour : Blue
Siblings : 2 Brothers
Pets : 2 Cats
Worst Fear : Being eaten by the moon spider
Best Physical Feature : Have been told its my eyes and cheeky smile :o) Favourite Colour : Blue
Favourite Film : Too many to chose one.
Team America
Finding Nemo
The Incredibles
Face Off
Favourite Artist : I like alot of artists at the mo
Orsan
Panic At The Disco
Muse
Faithless
Scooter
Favourite Song : Plug In Baby - Muse
No Tomorrow - Orsan
I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic At The Disco
Favourite TV Show : Lost - Im sooo Addicted to this
Favourite Place To Shop : Topman - Get lots of funny T-shirts from there
George - Get most of my hoodies from there
Favourite Subject : ICT In College
History And English In Secondary School
Favourite Smell : Strawberries
Roses
Freshly Cut Grass
Favourite Food : Pasta
Pepsi or Coke : Pepsi Max
Chocolate or Vanilla : Chocolate
In A Girl
Favourite Hair Colour : Blonde
Favourite Eye Colour : Blue
Long or Short Hair : Long
Height : Shorter than me
Weight : Not bothered as long as they are not a twig or a whale

C is for Charming

R is for Responsible

A is for Alluring

I is for Irresistible

G is for Gifted

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Spongebob and Patrick.
Anyone who is fun loving and likes wierdo geeks like me :o)

My Blog

Funny Airline Report

After every flight, Qantas Airlines pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction....
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:17:00 GMT

Girls Aloud Version 2.0

Is there nothing Girls Aloud won't do to ruin music. There crime this time the Comic Relief song 'Walk this way' with the sugababes. My lord!!! The worst part being its for Comic Relief so its going t...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:51:00 GMT

Girls Aloud should be shot out of a cannon and far far away.

I have just heard Girls Alouds cover of 'I Predict A Riot' and it made my ears bleed. Why do they have a habbit of destroying good songs. And why is almost every other Girls Aloud song is a cover. Sur...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:58:00 GMT

England Propaganda!

Does anyone else find it funny that before the world cup we thrashed a team, to get everybody excited about it. Then we do our usual, we are shit in the tournament, and now we are currently thrashing ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:50:00 GMT

Woman and their hair?

Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck w...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:41:00 GMT

Telesales!

A woman has just phone saying out of x amount of people I had won a very special deal. A free mobile phone. Great I thought to myself I'll get this and flog it on ebay. OH but this was not a free phon...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 09:53:00 GMT

40 Things that only happen in movies!

1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.2. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as y...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 05:54:00 GMT

This made me laugh, thought i'd share it

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Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 06:33:00 GMT

Chatup lines only work if the girl understands them!

*disclaimer*The following story was done in total joke that a 40 year old set me to do. I did not in anyway expect this to work.  It was done in total jest. So please no comments about well thats...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 06:18:00 GMT

Size isn't everything!

when women say size doesn't matter and that they are happy with what you have got they are of course 'talking crap'.My arguement : Ron Jeremy.Small, Fat, Ugly yet he is constantly shagging beautiful w...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:33:00 GMT