Yes, Ive been known to give motorboat lessons.

About Me

I was raised by militant hippies and I believe monogamy and Condoleeza Rice are completely unnatural. I'm addicted to snowboarding and play rugby for the Butte CRABS. I play classical violin and enjoy baking with Slayer playing at an uncomfortable volume. Apparently I look 62% like David Hasselhoff. What more could a girl ask for?
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My Interests

Why don't you go find another sport, eh, like knitting! You could knit yourself a fuckin' somebody.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that knows where the quote in my general section came from, people that believe midget tossing should be legalized in all 50 states, and ruggers.

Music:

Pantera, Sepultura, Tsaichovsky, Beethoven, Mendelssohn, Garbage, Dirty Vegas, Liz Phair, Tori Amos, REO Speedealer, Ministry, The Reverend Horton Heat, Tool, Guar, Slayer, Black Sabbath, Duran Duran, Coal Chamber, Corrosion of Conformity, Black Label Society, The Vines, Iomi, Mudvayne, Soil, The Candy Snatchers, The Cherry Valence, Goodtime Gil and the Champaign Cowboys, The Valentine Killers, Orange Goblin, Zeke, Alabama Thunder Pussy, Melvins, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, The Fireballs of Freedom, Ween, Tricky, Megadeath, Queens of the Stoneage, Fear Factory, The Volumen, The Oblio Joes, The Kidney Thieves, Patsy Cline, Tears for Fears, The Cherry Valence, John Prine, Pigface, KMFDM, The Asylum Street Spankers, The Eagles of Death Metal, The Detroit Cobras, Danzig, The Misfits, The Cure, Echo and the Bunnymen, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Ministry, The Clash, Cookie, Hellacopters, John Spencer, The Oblivions, Nashville Pussy, PJ Harvey, One Hit Wonders, L7

Movies:

Dead Alive, Legend of the Overfiend, Cemetary Man, Frogs, Ticks, Skeeter, The Last Unicorn, Freeway, Godzilla v. MechaGodzilla, Aliens, Super Troopers, Office Space, Van Wilder, FUBAR, Motel Hell, Fatty Lumpkin

Television:

Upright Citizen's Brigade, CSI, Scrubs

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Books:

Dr. Seuss, most scifi, most fantasy, reading engineering books makes me horny. Wait..what?

Heroes:

Queen Elizabeth and Bob Ross

My Blog

Its probably not good that I own a gun right now.

Microsoft word is the biggest hunk of fuck that I've ever had the displeasure to work with. They had to go out of their evil conniving little ways to make it nearly impossible to write a mo...
Posted by Yes, Ive been known to give motorboat lessons. on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:01:00 PST

a stupid little story.

I saw an old friend a few days ago and he told me a story about the last time we saw eachother. We were in Al's and Vic's in Missoula and I was wearing roller shoes (mostly falling on my drunk a...
Posted by Yes, Ive been known to give motorboat lessons. on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:19:00 PST

One of the many reasons I'm not an english major

I hate school, finals are the shits I think I would rather have a lamprey suck on my tits There's so much to do and not enough time So instead of working I'm writing this dumb ass rhyme My attention s...
Posted by Yes, Ive been known to give motorboat lessons. on Tue, 09 May 2006 05:25:00 PST

Rugby Do's and Rugby Don'ts

I found this in a women's rugby forum...good shit. Rugby Do's1. Get low bitches, even when you are sucking hind tit. If you cant smellher punani you are too high2. Make decisions. Getting the play off...
Posted by Yes, Ive been known to give motorboat lessons. on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:27:00 PST

As told by a prop.

Locks - Slightly below the front row on the food chain. As with front row players it is inadvisable to put an appendage you wish to keep near this group's mouth when they are in the feeding mode. Thi...
Posted by Yes, Ive been known to give motorboat lessons. on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:41:00 PST