Let's see... I'm currently working full time and going to school at the University of Montana, majoring in Zoology with a minor in Wildife Bio. I've determined that I'm a MAJOR spaz. I'm VERY easily amused. If you become my friend, I'll probably drive you insane by posting videos I think are hilarious or interesting. I'm pretty random. I'm obsessed with monkeys. And cats. And most other animals, but especially the monkeys. I LOVE cheesy horror movies. I'm a big pro wrestling fan, watched it since I was a kid, and I still like it. I'm a word nerd, I love bad puns, crosswords, and any chance I get to use a fifty-cent word. I'm a fountain of useless knowledge, I don't know what it's good for, but I can kick your ass at Trivial Pursuit (and Scrabble.) I have an incurable case of wanderlust. I'm happily married to the love of my life and my best friend, Kenji. Who would have thought that my "prince charming" would be a one-eyed half-Japanese guy with Tourette's Syndrome? We have no children (I can barely take care of us and the cats), although I'm a very proud Auntie of two great kids, Veronica and Wayne. I still have the same two fat, spoiled rotten cats, Marcellus and Tansy. When I have free time, I read, sleep, go camping or fishing whenever I can. I'm getting to be a pretty good cook, if I do say so myself. That is, if you don't mind my dancing around the kitchen like a retard while I do it. I say the word "awesome" way too much. Things are pretty busy for us most of the time. Humor is what keeps me sane. Most of life is funny, you just have to look at it the right way. In between that and being out in the woods, I keep my head together. And as Billy Joel so eloquently put it, "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints." I think that pretty much sums it up.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
In the dark ages, how would Crystal die?
You would be pierced inside an Iron Maiden. But you'd be more metal than anyone else, ever.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Crystal Kobayashi
Birthday: 9/29/79
Birthplace: Deer Lodge. MT
Current Location: Missoula, MT, state of confusion
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: Hair of many Colors
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty, I'm not a freak!
Your Heritage: All American Mutt, name pretty much any white complected European nationality and I'm it. (And yes, complected is a word.)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black no-lace skechers
Your Weakness: Flattery, animals, cheese.
Your Fears: Loneliness, the sound of a record played backwards.
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots of cheese and meat, with no sausage, but with pepperoncinis, peppers, and spinach
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass all my classes, get in better shape, get organized.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: heh
Thoughts First Waking Up: NOOOOOOO!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes. And I have a nice rack. :)
Your Bedtime: usually between 12 and 2
Your Most Missed Memory: Going to coffee with my crazy old friends, with no worries or responsibilities.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi all the way
MacDonalds or Burger King: Depends on the day.
Single or Group Dates: You can't really date anymore when you're married. Unless you want a divorce.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, with real vanilla bean specks.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hmm... isn't cappuccino technically coffee? I like both.
Do you Smoke: Not anymore.
Do you Swear: Like a sailor some days.
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Nope, every other day, actually, or my skin and hair dry out.
Have you Been in Love: A couple times, I am right now, actually.
Do you want to go to College: Too late, I'm already there.
Do you want to get Married: See above.
Do you belive in yourself: I DO TOO EXIST!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really.
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes.
Are you a Health Freak: Not in the slightest.
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play the cello, but not since high school.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I think I had a beer a couple weeks ago.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only legal ones.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Remember that whole married thing?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: In Seattle, yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, we went to Todai Sushi Buffet in Seattle and stuffed our faces, it was awesome!
In the past month have you been on Stage: With Carlos Mencia and Brad Williams, I got a lapdance from a dwarf. It was badass!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not that I'm aware of.
Ever been Drunk: Heh... amateurs.
Ever been called a Tease: Once or twice.
Ever been Beaten up: Only by myself.
Ever Shoplifted: Not since high school.
How do you want to Die: As a horrible warning to others
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A zoologist or something like that. Maybe even tack a crypto on the front of it.
What country would you most like to Visit: I can't decide, most of Europe or Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't really matter.
Favourite Hair Color: Dark.
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Height: 6' or above
Weight: thin, but not bony
Best Clothing Style: whatever's comfy, though not trashy
Number of Drugs I have taken: many
Number of CDs I own: Again, many.
Number of Piercings: ears
Number of Tattoos: two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not too many, live for the moment
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
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