Comics, cartoons, and cunnilingus.
I'd add "video games", "anime" and "NASCAR", but none of those begin with "C".
I'd like to meet:
Someone. Somewhere. In Summertime.
Hot Asian women. Possibly in pairs. Y'know, like Pink Lady or the Mothra twins. Those giant insects get all the chicks; must be the wings.
Oh, and other cartoonists of any gender with equally suspect senses of humour.
Swingers: www.SwingLifeStyle.com
THINGS TO READ WHILE YOU SHOULD BE WORKING.
Moose
River
Polk Out
Good Ship Chronicles
Coffee Time & Across The Way
HH—The Hentai Game Webcomic
Dr. Sheep & The Aardvark
Out There
Ardra (Watch in wonder as yet ANOTHER white kid POORLY apes the Japanese "manga" style)
Dock Boys
Starslip Crisis (Don't buy those faggy little dolls of his! THEY'RE MADE IN COMMUNIST CHINA! FREE TIBET!!)
Chugworth Academy (Why? Because it annoys that loudmouth cow who writes "Your Webcomic Is Bad". Shave your moustache, sweetie! LOL!)
Wapsi Square (Although his writing REALLY sucks lately. Seriously. Go with a weekly schedule and work on your creativity.)
Fanboys
Nothing
Better
Exiern (because anyone who can raise $1800 in a month from a webcomic hardly anyone's heard of is a muthafuckah jee-hee-hee-heenious)
Prickly City (I added this just to annoy the sort of people who hate or are likely TO hate "Prickly City". To those people I say Go Fuck Yourselves.)
Music:
Cocteau Twins, CSS, Go! Team, Lycia, Voltaire, Dead Can Dance, Bel Canto, Bauhaus, Franz Ferdinand, The Thrills, Gorillaz, Smiths, Morrissey (pre-"Your Arsenal"; the "no one understands me" schtick doesn't really wash well when you're a millionaire in your 40s), Joy Division, Sundays, Kate Bush, Dubstar, Zuntata, Steely Dan, "The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway", Metric, Interpol, Voice of the Beehive, Ladytron, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, that guy who sings "Chocolate Rain" and Cocteau Twins. Yes, again. It bears repeating.
Movies:
Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro, Lupin VS Clones, X-Men 1, 2 and 3, Spider-man 1 and 2 (but not 3; shit, Sam, you really dropped the ball on that one), The Nightmare Before Christmas, Trainspotting, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (but the book was better), and whatever else I think up...
Television:
Cartoons. And lots of 'em. Cromartie High School, Lupin III (subtitled; Funimation TOTALLY fucked up the dubbed script), Shin Chan, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (pre-Season 4; what happened, guys?), Squidbillies, Perfect Hair Forever, Home Movies, Robot Chicken, Venture Bros., Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons (when it used to be funny: about 10 seasons ago), Beavis and Butt-Head, Ed Edd and Eddie, The Young Ones, Red Dwarf, and whatever else I think up...
Books:
Comic books. Anything else is a waste of my valuable time.I'd almost prefer having a smoking habit; at least cigarettes would take up less space in my room...
Heroes:
Michael Waltrip. Sure, he sucks, but I like him. If Charlie Brown drove a race car, he'd be Michael Waltrip.Geert Wilders. Look him up.Michelle Malkin. Wait, she's married?Fine. I'll settle for Ann Coulter even with that irritating voice. What? Her TOO??
