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Mr Tim

so now, my friends, tis time we begin/this glorious story of glorious sin

About Me


A few people have asked me recently what I want to do with my life, and the truth is that I don't know. Up until recently I was an events manager and promoter, but I got to the stage where I thought "do I actually enjoy this anymore?" and my answer was a resounding "no". I am, and have always been, a writer and an amateur artist, and I guess that's what i'll always be. Am I happy about this? You bet your arse I am.
So what about my beliefs? My dreams? My ambitions?
BELIEFS
I believe in God, but I do not believe in religion. I believe that we are living in a nanny state. I believe in gravity. I believe that there are no good or bad people, just light and darker shades in between. I believe that if you walk on broken glass you will be cut. I believe that we deserve to know what's in the food we're eating - and what it does to you. I believe that the media relies on speculation and fiction. I don't know if I believe in reincarnation or not - sometimes I think this life is a test, and if we fail, we have to go back and do it all again
DREAMS
Such an attainable dream - chilling out around a beach campfire with my friends and girlfriend, listening to someone sing with a guitar and watching the sun set. That would be heaven. Maybe watching the sun set over the mountains of guilin...or an alpine lake. Nothing inspires me more than a sunset.
AMBITIONS
To publish collected books of poetry. To write a play. To direct a film. To open a mixed media gallery. To generally be a nice person.
So yes...that's pretty much me. If you'd like to know a few random facts, read on! I love my family, friends and girlfriend more than anything. I studied Jeet Kune Do and Eskrima for 2 years. I am a member of Amnesty International. I collect 7" vinyl picture discs and anything with a blade. I love surfing pure and simple (but i'm really bad at it!) My favourite games of all time are probably Broken Sword I and II, although final fantasy VII and metal gear solid are close contenders. I love antiques - especially old knives and books about mythology. I hate being told what to do.
If you've read to here...don't you have anything better to do?
WHAT I'M REALLY LIKE (in no particular order):
GOOD POINTS:-
Creative
Romantic
Spontaneous
Loyal
Daring
Intelligent
Adventurous
Caring
Intuitive
Diplomatic
Talkative
Playful
Compassionate
Thoughtful
BAD POINTS:-
Moody
Unpredictable
Intense
Messy
Lazy
Sensitive
Impulsive
Mischievous
Changeable
Absent-Minded
Superstitious
My idea of the perfect day includes chilling out and watching pokemon for an hour or so.
When you can fall for chains of silver you can fall for chains of gold
You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold
You promised me everything you promised me thick and thin
Now you just say oh romeo yeah you know I used to have a scene with him
Juliet when we made love you used to cry
You said I love you like the stars above and I love you till I die
There's a place for us you know the movie song
When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet?
Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
He took the midnight train goin anywhere
A singer in a smoky room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night.
One more thing...
I HATE VICTORY RECORDS.
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My Interests

My gorgeous girlfriend caz...

...caz with sci-fi reuben boy (aka allan...one of my best mates)

...(L/R)jimmy, myself, tamar, ellie, lydia, adam (best mate ever), wally, lou...

one of my best buddies - SPIKE!(proud owner of 4 mosques)
The main man Master Blencowe, who felt left out and asked me to put this on here...

Hannah

Ah..the wonders of Tamaricle...

The Mighty Bouch..(aka amy curlyfries)

Liam the wanderer(...?)

I also like most kinds of comedy...stupid/intelligent/dark ...you name it. I draw the line at certain things though. My friends know the boundries...and those who don't learn them very quickly when they overstep them. As far as stand-up goes, I once went to a comedy night at the black cat jazz bar, and now i'm hooked!

...oh, and if you give me a box of jaffa cakes to eat all at once or an almond croissant, i'll love you forever.

I'd like to meet:

Alive: Julia Roberts, Johnny Depp, Neve Campbell, Helena Bohnam Carter, Penelope Gomez (LOVE that girl), Mike Dirnt, Julie Andrews (met her, woop!), Guy Davies (best drummer...ever), James Clemens, Marilyn Manson, Kevin Smith, Jack Black, Kate Beckinsale, Quentin Tarrentino, Tim Burton. Dead: Robert Browning, Descartes, Audrey Hepburn, Bob Marley, Bruce Lee, A Crowley, E.A. Poe, Kurt Cobain, Sartre, Jesus...

ok, so i admit it...i have a thing for hot female vampires and a massive thing for Audrey Hepburn. so what?!

Music:

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

Coheed and Cambria, Stiltskin, HIM, Iron Maiden, Journey, Funeral For A Friend, Reuben, Fleetwood Mac, The Commodores, Blink 182, Avril Lavigne (yeah you heard me), Sum 41, Nirvana, My Chemical Romance, Imogen Heap, Mike Finley, Rainbow, The Subways, T-Rex, No Doubt (and gwen stefani as a solo artists as well, but she's not as good as when she was in ND), Megadeth, Don McLean, Elvis Presley, Fightstar, Panic! At The Disco, Rush, Motorhead, KISS, Rage Against The Machine, Alkaline Trio, New Found Glory, Fatally Yours, Goo Goo Dolls, Queen Adreena, The Beatles, Garbage, Dire Straits, Susanna and the magical orchestra, The Cardigans, Less Than Jake, System Of A Down, AC/DC, The Kinks, The Distillers, Bob Marley, Muse, Motley Crue, The Jam, Green Day, Placebo, Marilyn Manson, Nightcore, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Billy Talent, Delays, Velvet Revolver, Violent Delight, Creed, Pitchshifter, To My Surprise, Papa Roach, Prince, Linkin Park, Paramore, Infected Mushroom, Greenacre, Leona Lewis (AWESOME voice), Spunge, The Ramones, Arctic Monkeys, Pink Floyd, Jenny Owen Youngs, Morris Day and the [motherfucking] time! New York Dolls, Pendulum, Jimmy Eat World, Prodigy, NOFX, The Used, Thin Lizzy, Kasabian, Queen, Patchwork Grace, Sex Pistols, Van Halen, Judas Priest, Dropkick Murphys...there ARE more but do you realy think i want to spend another 10 minutes listing bands i like?!
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Movies:

Apocalypto, Phantom of the Opera, Interview with the Vampire, Bill and Ted 1 & 2, Battle Royale, Forest Gump, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, City of God, Amelie, Underworld, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Final Fantasy VII: The Advent Children, Waynes World 1 & 2, Edward Scissorhands, Empire Records, Pirates of the Carribean, The Warrior, Azumi, National Treasure.
Oh...I LOVE the final fantasy films, but if i watch them without lyd and a bag of chips it's just not the same!

Television:

Prison Break, Supernatural, The OC, Friends, Coupling, Family Guy, Pokemon, Scrubs, Charmed, The Simpsons, Monkey Dust, Thundercats, Will and Grace, Dangermouse, Fraiser, Cheers, American Dad, Rock School, The Mighty Boosh, Quantum Leap.

Books:

Euripides-Medea, Hippolytus, Shakespeare-Romeo and Juliet, Macbeth, Arthur Miller-The Crucible, William Blake-Songs of Innocence and Experience, Baudelaire, Edgar Allan Poe, Anne Rice-Blood and Gold, Wei Hui-Shanghai Baby, Robert Browning's dark trilogy, Margret Atwood-The Handmaid's Tale, JK Rowling-Harry Potter Series, James Clemens-Banned and the Bannished series, Arthur Golden-Memoirs of a Geisha, Jean-Paul Sartre-Existentialism and Humanism.

Heroes:

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Ryan...I'll always miss you buddy...

My Blog

POEMS REMOVED

Caz did some research on the copywrite law the today...and yes, i don't fancy people stealing my work.  SOO i guess  that I wont be posting them anymore.  If you're THAT upset abou...
Posted by Mr Tim on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:28:00 PST

Oxford Nights Pictures

These are two pictures I've taken as part of my ever expanding "New Nature" collection.  There isn't really a reason why i've uploaded these over the others..i guess i just don't have time to upl...
Posted by Mr Tim on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:33:00 PST

phonetastic!

i finally found out how to get my phone to upload some pictures onto my pc. woop woop.  so here are some pictures never seen on the internet before! The best people in the world Caz in the mid...
Posted by Mr Tim on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:48:00 PST

Think you can handle Allan?!

Due to a *ahem* complaint, i feel the need to apologise for my last blog.  Allan doesn't actually have a disease, and he is an incredibly sexy hunk of a man.  For all those who would like to...
Posted by Mr Tim on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:07:00 PST

The Allan Chronicles

The Allan Chronicles There was once a "young" man called Allan (although there is some speculation as to how young he really was), and Allan liked to do legendary things (by this, i mean really fuck...
Posted by Mr Tim on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 10:42:00 PST

The B Team

Well...here it is...the much anticipated B Team story! The B Team Princess Tamar was getting rather drunk and naughty with Lydia in her magical kingdom of England... ...when she got a text from Ar...
Posted by Mr Tim on Wed, 17 May 2006 08:10:00 PST

TENTBOY - Chapter Two

Okay...due to overwhelming public demand, i've decided to make another tentboy...*sigh*... TENTBOY - The Chronicles of a Dear Friend. Chapter Two Tentboy's handsome friend heard of a party in the l...
Posted by Mr Tim on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:22:00 PST

TENTBOY - The Chronicles of a Dear Friend

TENTBOY - The Chronicles of a Dear Friend. Chapter One. Once upon a time there lived a little man who was inexperienced in the ways of love.  This changed when he moved house and made friend...
Posted by Mr Tim on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 01:56:00 PST

English Coursework

Damn English Literature! Why does it have to be so complicated?! I don't know what to write for one of my essays so naturally i'm on this giving my brain time off to think. lol.
Posted by Mr Tim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST