Well, if you're already my friend, and have read the shit I had here before. You'd know that I'm a crazy mufucka. I'm certified Bi-Polar Schizophrenic... I got voices in me head. It sucks and it's scary sometimes... Audio and visual hallucinations. There have been times when it was fun and interesting, but for the most part it sucks. Anyway, I haven't always been this crazy. Let's see... I was born sane 4/20/81, Easter Sunday in Los Angeles. Lived in La Puente as a baby for a minute(2 yrs), then moved to this heavenly haven called Pomona(P-TOOOOOOOWN!!!!!). Hmm, I've had 4 girlfriends and have never had sex. Well, I've never gotten to home plate, however that goes... Ahh, oh yeah, my name is Dante Antonio Hawkins. I was named after a football player, not the poet(Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy), which is wierd. Coinsidently, Dante comes out of Hell before dawn, on Easter Sunday, which was when I was born(like 3:05am). Kinda trips me out. Little shit like that frustrates the hell oughta me... It's like I'm so crazy, that I believe Jesus walked on water. Not with some kind of contraption(Cuz, you know, du was a carpenter), but like a effin ninja or somethin'. And, it's written he wasn't the only one. Who was it? Peter, I think. One of the apostles walked out ther then sank, cuz he started to despair and cit. Anyway, what I'm sayin' is I'm nuttier than squirl shit. I got screws loose.......................................................
....................................................Anyway, I had 4 girlfriends, and didn't fall in love til the 4th one. I liked her for a while. I thought I was the Devil when I got her... Still don't know how I got her. I guess women just like bad guys(I'm one of the baddest muthafucka to ever walk the planet). Anyway, fell in love, and figured I couldn't be evil and in love(What a dumb ass). As soon as I put down my evil all hell broke loose. Lost my girl in a heartbeat. It's corny, but I wish that was the last time it beat. Now, life's a nightmare. Oh well........................................................
...................Now, I'm on to mission impossible. I think that's gonna be her code name. the homies call me a sucka for tryin' to get wit her, but I don't care. There aren't many chicks around here like her. She's on a whole 'nother level.(Top shelf Bootayyyy!!!). I'm just kiddin' boo... I wonder if she's readin' this... What up Ma? Hmmm........................................................
.......................................Since you've read this far i might as well tell some basic things about me. I'm left handed, I've got size 13 shoes, I'm 6'2", African, Native American, & Puerto Rican. I used to be pretty smart. i was in G.A.T.E.(Gift & Talented Eduacation) program in school, but I kinda stopped caring. Became content with average. Damn, I got a big head. I play bass in a band called The Plastik Sun in Pomona. We've been playin for about 2 years now. We're gettin better. We play grunge, classic rock, alternative(I don't enjoy as much), metal(the good sheit), and of course some plastik rock. We makin' moves baby.. Won't stop. Can't stop. eh-eh, eh-eh.......................................................
.................................................Oh well, think I gave you a good enough tour. I'm sorry it was all over the place, but that's how I am(I think I got ADHD, A Drug Hounding Demon). If you wanna find out more, I'd be happy to answer your questions. I'm such a nerd. Peace...........................
You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament
Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.
It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.
At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.
You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.
You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment.
What Temperment Are You?
Your Birthdate: April 20
You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride.
Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing.
When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it.
It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious.
Your strength: Your warm heart
Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions
Your power color: Black
Your power symbol: Musical note
Your power month: February
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very High
Level 2 (Lustful) Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very Low
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
