Man Vs.

I'd like to meet:

MAN VS. wants to meet a real-life Ninja, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Clint Eastwood (but he has to act like Dirty Harry the entire time), Steven Seagal, Sigourney Weaver, Tina Turner (but she has to be dressed up as Aunty Entity from MAD MAX: BEYOND THUNDERDOME). MAN VS. would also like to meet Angelo Rossitto (Master) and Paul Larsson (Blaster)- the dynamic duo who were MASTER BLASTER in THUNDERDOME; we'd also like to meet Kjell Nilsson (Lord Hummungus from THE ROAD WARRIOR) and we'd like to meet "Mad" Max Rockatansky, but we'd kick his ass and drive away in his Interceptor, because that's the car that MAN VS. would drive. MAN VS. would also like to meet some brothers, namely Carl Weathers and Wesley Snipes, Bill Duke (AKA Sargeant 'Mac' Elliot" in PREDATOR), Denzel Washington (but he has to TRAINING DAY it up when we meet him), Jim Brown (but he has to be dressed up as Fireball from THE RUNNING MAN) and Jerry Hill (as Cyrus from THE WARRIORS). On that note, we'd also like to meet Jerry Hewitt, who was the leader of the Baseball Furies in THE WARRIORS. We also want to meet Christopher Walkin and Patrick Swayze, but Swayze has to act like James Dalton, head bouncer of the Double Deuce, or as Sam Elliott (Who we also want to meet) so affectionately called it, "The Double Douche." We also want to meet B.A. Barachus.