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justjanis

About Me

+ cute but psycho ... it all evens out ----------------------------------------- + compulsive liar ... professional liar. ----------------------------------------- + juicy. [read next line] ------------------------------------------------------ + Naughtiness can diffuse tensions, both domestic and international: if being naughty were part of every U.N. agenda, it's hard to imagine there being any more global conflicts.

My Interests

my interests? YOU. [read second line of "about me"] wouldn't it be nice if it were you?

I'd like to meet:

a boy with money who needs a personal shopper ... cuz boys clothes are way more fun than girls clothes. other than that ... well, men make women messy.

Music:

otis and al green are fighting to be the one to play at my wedding ... chris cornell's voice moves me ... muse amazes (and amuses) me ...jay-z is really "like a young Marvin in his hey'" ... brandon flowers is always impeccably dressed ... common gets me uncommonly weak at the knees ... don henley and "hell freezes over" is always on repeat ... beth orton makes my heart cry ... all i kno is art garfunkel ... and JT had me at cry me a river. besides that, the rest of my playlist is much too extensive.

Movies:

boondock saints ... trainspotting ... plunkett & macleane ... lock, stock (snatch is only par) ... bonnie&clyde ... sin city ... godfather 1, 2 and yes, even 3 ... butch cassidy&the sundance kid ... the untouchables ... LOTR ... old boy ... kill bill ... c.paradiso ... bleu ... macross plus ... lady&the tramp ... mr&mrs smith ... zoolander ... amadeus ... anything bond, james bond ... and my idea of a romantic comedy is a life less ordinary.

Television:

24 ... CSI (las vegas only ... i am team warrick) ... nip/tuck ... rescue me (the damn opening credits are amazing on both those FX shows) ... prison break (only cuz his name is wentworth ... can u get any hotter?) ... house (cuz blondie is like a reincarnated cary elwes circa princess bride and wot girl doesn't want a house?? god he's hot) ... fastlane (hot producer + hot cars + hot boys + hot girl = hot show) ... robotech (way better than voltron, jenn)

Books:

three musketeers ... huis clos ... les miserables ... comte de monte cristo ... sirens of titan (maybe slaughterhouse-five) ... trainspotting ... east of eden ... and of course lord of the rings (all four including the hobbit) ... white boy shuffle (by far one of the funniest books i've read in a WHILE)

Heroes:

anja kroencke . david hockney . shepard fairey . victor hugo (who doesn't want to go out like that? the man's got style) . edgar degas . jacqueline du pre . end of story