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M.G. Maloney

thumbs up... my ass.

About Me

small dogs. suburban life. buried in books. up too late. stand-up-comedy-is-a-mind-fuck.

My Interests

books. small white dogs. netflix. comedy. writing. art. etc.

I'd like to meet:

Douche-free comics, unpretentious visual artists, sloppy musicians, logical writers, practical filmmakers, non-soul-sucking collective political action peeps.

Music:

sonic youth, the beatles, liz phair, rolling stones, rod stewart, daniel johnston, sundowners, ninja academy, get set go, rod stewart, faces, guided by voices, velvet underground, the go-betweens, yo la tengo, 8-bit, paulette, murdered man, old standup comedy albums on vinyl - not to sound pretentious, cat power, the wedding present, elton john, john fogerty, pavement, the doors, janis joplin, bonnie raitt, bob mother-fucking-dylan, arcade fire, iggy pop, david bowie, black sabbath, pearl jam, viva k, frank sinatra, dear boss, hockey, brian wilson, L7, fleetwood mac, gertie fox, jeff buckley, joel smith, rilo kiley, television, yeah yeah yeahs, dinosaur jr., mudhoney, the jon grant, melissa ferrick, neil young

Movies:

my name is mgerm on netflix

Television:

seinfeld, always sunny in philadelphia, curb your enthusiasm, the office- British and American, 30 rock, SOPRANOS, dexter, 6 feet under, letterman, conan, sarah silverman program, rescue me, reno 911, robot chicken, charlie rose, SNL, the honeymooners, i love lucy, newhart, roseanne, the muppets, mad TV, beavis and butthead, the golden girls, adult swim, three's company, taxi, ellen, jimmy kimmel, larry king, chicago tonight

Books:

read my blog. i post books i'm reading there.

Heroes:

more like she-roes. ladies, am i right?

My Blog

To my Musician Friends and Lovers:

Dudes:I work at a small, independent bookstore in Chicago and pandora radio was recently banned from our speakers. The archaic bookseller computer program we use is fucked by Pandora. Therefore, we ar...
Posted by M.G. Maloney on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:46:00 PST

tina has a crush on hillary

Um, Tina Fey announced her support of Hillary Clinton on SNL tonight. It was weird.It was logical.It made sense.I'm suspicious--There's a couple universal disregards for Hillary. Basically first, the ...
Posted by M.G. Maloney on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:03:00 PST

Colbert Nation: Let My People Go

Okay, so I just watched last night's "Colbert Report" and damn if I wouldn't give a left nutt for a staff writing job on that show; who's left nutt- yet to be determined... Bu...
Posted by M.G. Maloney on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:53:00 PST

Drop It Like It Is Hot - Anarchist Style

December 24, 2007 Anarchists in the Aisles? Stores Provide a Stage By IAN URBINA (New York Times) This is the season of frenetic shopping, but for a devious few people it's also the season of ...
Posted by M.G. Maloney on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:05:00 PST

inspired by Creed

the character, not the band. www.creedthoughts.gov.www..creedthoughts (this is not a real link, it is a joke.) Sometimes it really is all about the money. Serving drinks and pretending I'm busy i...
Posted by M.G. Maloney on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:45:00 PST

comfortably numb

Myspace doesn't feel personal anymore. I mean, I know it's the number one visited site on The Internet and it's turned into a self-promotion machine but what happened to the community aspect? Is it ju...
Posted by M.G. Maloney on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:23:00 PST

2 weeks

2 weeks from today, I leave. I have mixed feelings about this-- I don't know if I'm gonna get my shit together enough to have a party; seems pretty self-righteous anyway, to throw a going away party f...
Posted by M.G. Maloney on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:03:00 PST

the ending.

THE SOPRANOSEp. 86"Made in America"Written & Directed by David ChaseA few notes on the ending--I don't care. I'll go out on a whim here: it was brilliant. it was orignial and startling and suspenseful...
Posted by M.G. Maloney on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:37:00 PST

Sopranos Playlist

Here's the songs on a Sopranos mix I made:(songs listed in no particular order)1. Living on a Thin Line - The Kinks2. The Captain - Kasey Chambers3. Thru and Thru - The Rolling Stones4. Moonlight Mile...
Posted by M.G. Maloney on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:33:00 PST

mo vs. mo

"Mo Vs. Mo"Upright Citizens Brigade TheatreMay 2007By M.G. MaloneyI like to pimp. Okay, I like to pimp a lot. When I discover something fucking awesome I like to share it with my friends, the world, w...
Posted by M.G. Maloney on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:26:00 PST