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Claire

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About Me

Well hello there! Right well i am a mom to 2 girls (you'll see on my pics) i work in Burton on Trent at a solicitors as a Legal Accountant by day and by night as a bar maid at a local. I collect bad taste bears, sooo funny, i love 'em. I have a dog called Sophie, really cute and lovely, everyone wants to take her home. I go out to Walsall most weekends you'll find me in the Rising Sun (the old trough) (or troff).I'm out going, lively, bubbley person. I have a very dry/sarcastic sence of humor and also very honest which lots of people dont understand, and it gets me into all kinds of trouble!!Love Lee Evans, he's brill, always makes me laugh. Red Dwarf is another favourite and Rocky Horror.Love rock music, i have a Guns n Roses tattoo on my lower back, i love to listen to guitars and drums live when possible.xxx

My Interests

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Generally, i like to go out and have fun, i drink rum and coke if you want to buy me one?? love music, reading, sex, tv, dvd's you know the usual.

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet Tim Curry, Bon Jovi, Axl Rose, Johnny Depp, Bruce Willis, Lee Evans, The Undertaker (WWE), Slash, Richard O'brian, Jack Dee, David Tennant, Orlando Bloom, Madonna, Pete Underhill the list goes on.............To meet new people to make friends who are into the same kind of things as me, into Rock music and stuff.Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline;if you are OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE please press 1 repeatedly.if you are CO DEPENDANT please get someone to press 2 for you,if you have MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES please press 12345+6,if you are PARANOID we know who are and where you live and we will be watching you...if you are DELUSIONAL please wait and well transfer you to the mothership.if your SCHIZOPHRENIC wait for the little voice inside your head to tell you the number you want,if you are DEPRESSIVE-no one cares anyway,if your DYSLEXIC press wpmauht1.if you suffer from a NERVOUS DISPOSITION fiddle with all the keys until you hear the bleep,if you have a SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS- youve been here before...if you suffer LOW SELF ESTEEM were all too busy and no one cares,and if you have ABANDONMENT ISSUES please note weve all gone home and you should wait with the low self esteem people.thank you for calling ****BEEP ****

Music:

Love ROCK music, Guns n Roses are favourite band i have them tattooed on my lower back, Motley Crue, Korn, System Of A Down, Def leppard ,Blondie, David Bowie, INXS,Lost prophets,Madness, Alice Cooper, Twisted Sister, Bon Jovi, Velvet Revolver, Metallica, Drowning Pool, Marilyn Manson, Blue October, Buck Cherry, Nickelback, Areosmith, REM, Poison, Thunder, Madonna, Trivium, Evanescence, Green Day, Hangin Doll, Sweet Seduction, Queen, The Jam, The Kinks, Billy Idol, Prince, Spin Doctors, The Clash, White Snake, Mr Big, Heart,Ugly kid Joe,Ram Jam, Europe, Simple Minds, Duran Duran, Salt n Pepa, Erasure, Michael Jackson, ok anything but RnB

Movies:

Labyrinth, Lost Boys, Still Crazy, The God Father, Star Wars, The Crow, Beetlejuice, Dune, Lord Of The Rings (trilogy), Matrix (triolgy), Willow, Rocky Horror, Aliens, Final Desination, Clockwork Orange, Interview With A Vampire, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob, Top Gun, Weird Science, The Green Mile, Fight Club, The Blues Brothers, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, Shrek, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Pirates of the Carribean, Snatch, Full Metal Jacket, The Krays, Hackers, Kevin & Perry Go Large, RedDwarf, Blade, Back To The Future, Indiana Jones, Thirteen Ghosts,Hackers, there are lots & lotsMovie clip from Snatch.
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Television:

Ugly Betty, Dr Who.....Mmmm David Tennant, Nip/Tuck, Weeds, Lost, Bones, mostly American crap but its funny.Garth Brooks -Friends in Low Places (Live at New York)

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Books:

Stephen King, James Herbert, Terry Pratchet, Horrors, Fiction, Anything....He came 2 me 1 nite...explored my body...licked-sucked-swallowed & had his fill...wen satisfied he left...I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITOLast nite i wantd u. needed u so badly dat it hurt. wantd 2 taste u. i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u. u stupid..PARACETAMOL!chicken and egg in bed, chicken has head on pillow smoking. Egg rolls over pised off saying "i guess we answered that question"

Heroes:

My best friends Georgie, Rachel, Tonia, Sharon. These are all truley amasing women