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Joe

Muscular Cyborg German Dude...

About Me

If you want to know about me you're going to have to take some time out of your busy busy life and talk to me in peson. If anything you'll get a laugh out of it.
You Have A Type A- Personality
A- You are one of the most balanced people around Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?
You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament
Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.
It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.
At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.
You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.
You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment. What Temperment Are You?
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: May 23 '83
Birthplace: Cleveland, OH
Current Location: Morris, MN for school
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Dark Blond
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German/Hungarian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike
Your Weakness: Free Beer
Your Fears: Heights
Your Perfect Pizza: A free pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Bench press 350 lbs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'Yeah'
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: Dancing pecks!
Your Bedtime: 2 am
Your Most Missed Memory: My Dog Ralf
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: One too many times
Do you want to go to College: I am in College
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Who?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I am drunk
Do you think you are Attractive: I think therefore I am. - Descartes
Are you a Health Freak: Define Freak?
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: OH yes
Do you play an Instrument: Sure
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: OH yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: OH yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: I am drunk right now!
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Saving someone else
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich with a big family
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.

My Interests

Economics, Philosophy, German, art, beer, college, computer games, computers, cooking, food, jogging, lifting, poetry, psychology, relationships, sleep, women, Europe, wine, fitness, reading, history, animals, out door sports, movies, good books, music, anything new!

Music:

Tool, Rammstein, Cake, The Violettes, The String Cheese Incident, The Mars Volta, Tori Amos, System of a Down, Sybreed, Switchblade Symphony, Sum 41, Sublime, Steve Roach, Static - X, Spineshank, Soilwork, Social Distortion, 10 Years, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Alanis Morissette, 30 Seconds to Mars, 36 Crazyfists, A Perfect Circle, Andrew W.K., Audioslave, Bob Marley, Bjork, Black Eyed Peas, Black Label Society, Blue Man Group, Blues Traveler, Bob Dylan, Breaking Benjamin, Bush, Celldweller, Chimaira, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Crash Test Dummies, Crossfade, Daft Punk, Dave Mathews Band, Deftones, Devildriver, Dimmu Borgir, Dredg, Eisbrecher, Enigma, Enya, Fear Factory, Flametal, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Fuel, Gorillaz, Green Day, Hefner, HIM, In Extremo, In Flames, Incubus, Isis, Juno Reactor, Killswitch Engage, Kittie, KMFDM, Lacuna Coil, Lamb of God, Leaves' Eyes, Metallica, Mnemic, Moby, Mudvayne, Neil Diamond, Nick Cave, Nightwish, Nine Inch Nails, Nothingface, The Offspring, Otep, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Queen, Radiohead, Raunchy, R.E.M., Shinedown, Skindred, Slayer, Slipknot, U.P.O., UB 40, Unheilig, Venus Hum, Weird Al, Within Temptation

Books:

Meditations on First Philosophy - Descartes, Russendisko - Wladimir Kaminer, On the Nature of Things - Lucretius, Nicomachean Ethics - Aristotle, The Discourses - Epictetus, The Trial and Death of Socrates - Plato, Roman von einem Kinde - Barbara Honigmann, Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion - David Hume, Schwarzer Tee mit drei Stck Zucker - Renan Demirkan

Heroes:

My Dad, My Mom, My Grandpa, My Grandma

My Blog

On track

I'm back on track with my weight training again. Today I was able to put up 315lbs on bench-press after my normal warm-up. I started at 250x5, 265x4, 280x3, 300x2 then finally 315 once. According to t...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:25:00 PST

mondays

I don't want to go to my one class today, haha. It's cold, grey and windy outside, the prefect conditions for a stay at home and do nothing day. But seeing as how it's the 2nd to last class of the sem...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST

The check list

Wow, I've been on some form of stimulant all day. This morning it was coffee. Tonight its redbull; I think my hearts going to explode. At lest I will have gotten this paper done. Woo hoo, mark one pap...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 07:30:00 PST

School work

So I decided I would take what free time I have left in this day to write down some of my thoughts. But I'll mostly be complaining about how much work I have to get done in the next& say&4 to 5 days. ...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:32:00 PST

A date to remember

Nov. 24, 12:45 A.M 2006!
Posted by Joe on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 12:07:00 PST

I call it inspiration

The good news is I'm having a good time this weekend. I've had the past two days all to myself and I've gotten a lot done. Last night I had a very nice chat with Jamie that was a lot of fun. It helps ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:51:00 PST

Sorry guys

My apologies to my friends back in the cities. I thought about driving home this Friday but deiced not to at the last minute. It's been a long week and I am tired and didn't feel like spending 3 hours...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 10:52:00 PST

asdfg

The music of Katatonia, Last Fair Deal Gone Down, sums up my mood tonight. I should get to bed soon. I need the rest. Too many thoughts keeping me awake. Damn you coffee and your long lasting effects....
Posted by Joe on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:07:00 PST

grr

Inner turmoil and personal struggle has gotten the best of me tonight, but I think I have remained true to myself. Still... I am left irritated and frustrated. I'm going to bed. My only hope right ...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:06:00 PST

Concentration and centralization of capital

And again I get to pat myself on the back for a job well done. I had my presentation in transnational enterprise today, it was great. Our presentation was by far the most practical and relevant to the...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:44:00 PST