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The Ninjew

If you were a hindu i could aim for the dot. BOOM HEAD SHOT!!!!!

About Me

A little about me. Well i grew up on a farm in Wisconsin, in a town about 15 minutes south of Madison called Oregon, WI. I have been around horses sence before i was born. But that dosen't meen im a farm boy, im actualy a HUGE computer nerd. Tall and lanky are the 2 best words that describe me physicaly. Just about anyone who knows me says that i am one of the niceist guys you will ever meet, unless you make me mad, then my middle name becomes Ruthless. I have also been described by some as the root of all evil. I'm not saying it's not true, its just not something that i go around telling people about. Not usualy anyways. Also, there are several things you should know, like the fact that there are known knowns, and there are known un-knowns, but there are also un-known un-knowns, shit you didn't know you didn't know. I am an Un-known un-known.
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My Interests

Massage Therapy, Equine Massage (thats massage on horses), Horse back riding, computers

I'd like to meet:

A girl that dosen't think I'm a weirdo, and that is WAY harder then its sounds. Mostly because im a strange, strange man.
You Are 68% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?You entered: 11/2/1983
Your date of conception was on or about 9 February 1983 which was a Wednesday.
You were born on a Wednesday
under the astrological sign Scorpio.
Your Life path number is 7.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2445640.5.
The golden number for 1983 is 8.
The epact number for 1983 is 16.
The year 1983 was not a leap year.
Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/13/1983 and ending 2/1/1984.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Pig.
The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 3 April 1983.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 8 May 1983.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 16 February 1983.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 22 May 1983.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 29 May 1983.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Thursday, 8 September 1983.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 29 March 1983.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 15 February 1983.
As of 5/29/2006 3:19:05 PM EDT
You are 22 years old.
You are 270 months old.
You are 1,178 weeks old.
You are 8,244 days old.
You are 197,871 hours old.
You are 11,872,279 minutes old.
You are 712,336,745 seconds old.
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.226614481409 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)
There are 157 days till your next birthday on which your cake will have 23 candles.
Those 23 candles produce 23 BTUs, or 5,796 calories of heat (that's only 5.7960 food Calories!) .
You can boil 2.63 US ounces of water with that many candles.
In 1983 there were approximately 3.6 million births in the US.
In 1983 the US population was approximately 226,545,805 people, 64.0 persons per square mile.v In 1983 in the US there were 2,444,000 marriages (10.5%) and 1,179,000 divorces (5%)
In 1983 in the US there were approximately 1,990,000 deaths (8.8 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.
Your birthstone is Citrine The Mystical properties of Citrine
Citrine is said to help one connect with Spirit.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Yellow Topaz, Pearl, Diamond
Your birth tree is
Walnut Tree, the Passion
Unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egoistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromises.
There are 210 days till Christmas 2006!
There are 223 days till Orthodox Christmas!
The moon's phase on the day you were born was waning crescent.

Your Political Profile:
Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

Music:

METAL HEAD at heart, but i love just about anything other then Country Music

Movies:

So many, cant list um all.

Television:

ATHF, Full Metal Alchemist, Outlaw Star, Trigun, Hellsing, FLCL, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alnoe Complex, Invader Zim, The Venture Brothers, Samurai Champloo, Basicaly any thing on [Adult Swim], But not Home Movies cuz that show sucks more balls the a 5 dollor hooker.

Books:

Wheel of Time series, Sowrd Of Truth series, Drangonlance series, Dragon Riders Of Pern series, LOTR and The Hobbit BEFORE THE MOVIES, and the best book ever writen The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. If you havent read this series, your mind is not open to what is truly going in in the universe and will not be able to comprehend the vastness of you own insugnifacant existance.

Heroes:

Me, because i totaly kick ass. To bad no one else thinks so.
You Are Batman
Billionaire playboy by day. Saving the world by night.
And you're not even a true superhero. Just someone with a lot of expensive toys! What Superhero Are You?
You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.
While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?
You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament
Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.
It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.
At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.
You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.
You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment. What Temperment Are You?
You're a Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Your Love Style is Storge
For you, love and friendship are almost the same thing
And your love tends to be the enduring, long lasting kind
(You've been known to still have connections with exes)
But sometimes your love is not the most passionate
Leap before you look, and you'll find that fire you crave What's Your Love Style?

My Blog

The guy next door is a child molester

So i looked out my window today and what did i see, 5 cop cars sitting in my driveway. Aparently the guy next door had a thing for little girls. He had a kill list, thats people he wanted to kill in l...
Posted by The Ninjew on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:40:00 PST

I WAS FORCED TO GO METAL GEAR SOLID FREETYLE AT THE OFFICE

I guess it started three weeks ago. That was when the company started automatically locking the doors during business hours, unaware they had sealed the fate of an employee. You could get in if you ha...
Posted by The Ninjew on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:54:00 PST

AS A FORMER SYSADMIN, I ALWAYS HAVE A BACKUP PLAN.

When you work for a couple of years maintaining mission-critical databases for a billion-dollar company as I have, pretty soon it starts to affect how you live your life. You start to identify points ...
Posted by The Ninjew on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST

Read this

Read down to the very bottom highlighted in green , IT GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS!!! You don't want to miss this! ((*_*))VERY INTERESTING-1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq .2. Mesopotamia, which is ...
Posted by The Ninjew on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:14:00 PST

work

Im sitting here before i go to work and im watching the news and all i have to say is...IMPEACH!!!!!!!!! I'm not even kidding.  You wana get any thing done, we are gona have to march on the white...
Posted by The Ninjew on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:26:00 PST

Theme Songs (I stole it from Athena)

I stole this from Athena, but its cool so thats why i did it. If your life were a movie, what would the soundtrack be? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod...
Posted by The Ninjew on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:09:00 PST

A song that inspires me

Killswitch Engage - Declaration We will not return the countless mistakes of the past. I will not re-live the failures of the man i once was only through(only through) dedication(dedication...
Posted by The Ninjew on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:52:00 PST

Snow Angles

I saw the most beautiful thing tonight.  Now you can think what you will of this but I think it was cool. I went out side to have a smoke and I was standing there in the cold and thinking how c...
Posted by The Ninjew on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:06:00 PST

What is it about me

What is it about me that girls don't like?  It's got to be something really obvious because every girl sees it and they avoid me like I'm a leper or something.  WTF, am I that bad of a guy.&...
Posted by The Ninjew on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:56:00 PST

Weekends

Yeah i start working only on weekends now!!!!! so Fir/Sat/Sun ill be working noon to midnight.  YAH for 4 days off.  Time to raid like mad.
Posted by The Ninjew on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:44:00 PST