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Scumcunt

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About Me

ON THE STREETS I BE KNOWN AS THE JAW REARANGER

My Interests

Movies, Rap Music, Drinking, Vegan Food,Stand Up Comedy, Scrabble, SNL, Playing Pool, Newports, Painting, Time Machines, Baby Children and Small Animals, Radical Political Groups of the 60's and 70's, Anonymity, Pseudonymity, Hide Outs, Secret Information, Finding Short Cuts, and Napping with Big Hairy Sailors.

I'd like to meet:

Someone To Walk With Me

Someone To Talk With Me

Someone To Lie To Me For A Little Bit.

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Music:

Devin the Dude, Soulja Slim - RIP, Andre Nicotina, Born Against, Kurupt, Donovan, Nate Dogg, Lil' Half Dead, The Slits, Too Short, Kokane, DAN, Trina, Chamillion, Sofa Head, Betty Wright, Nausea, Delphonics, Nature Core, The Crystals, Prince Paul, Butch Cassidy, Lil' Kim, Infest, Mary J. Blige, Shangri-las, Tupac, Aaliyah, Aurthur Lee, Darling Love, Mel Man, Leo Sayer, Split Endz, BG, Ice Cube, Dogg Pound, Neaderthal, Eastsidaz,

Movies:

Ladies and Gentlemen the Fabulous Stains, Valley Girl, Fast Times, Gloria, Sixteen Candles, Serial Mom, In the Bedroom, Woman Under the Influence, Angel Heart, Harold and Maude, Bad Lieutenant, Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Anchor Man, Porky's Revenge, Airplane, The Wedding Singer, Bad Boys, Fargo, Monster, Polyester,The Grifters, Bonnie and Clyde, The Legend of Lizzie Borden, Hot Dog, Catch Me if You Can, The Hitcher, The Brady Movie, Lost in Translation, Grease I, Grease II, Street Wise, Xanadu, Something About Mary, Friday, Elf, Scary Movie I, II, and III, The Wrong Guy.

Television:

Cops, Cheaters, Blind Date, Cold Case Files, Forensic Files, Body of Evidence, Extreme Evidence, and Psychic Detectives, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development.

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces, Naked, Assata, Breakfast of Champions, A Practical Guide to Suicide, Holidays on Ice, Slaughterhouse-Five, This Side of Glory, Class War, Slapstick, Seize the Time, Hocus Pocus, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Feminine Mystique, Zelda, Still Life With Woodpecker, Jitterbug Perfume, A Taste of Power, The Bell Jar, Barrel Fever...

Heroes:

Shit...As If.

My Blog

show me a smile

Bad Persons at a window by Russell Edson Some bad persons of whom the police were desirous of took residence in an attic where they enjoyed a feild lately coming into bloom from their window. I ...
Posted by Scumcunt on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:08:00 PST

I woke up dead in a cat's leg screaming "Caesar!"

A tisket, a tasket, a bloody, bloody basketCut his head and ate his leg, now he's in a casketA tisket, a tasket, N-I-P and dope he did itHe tried to get smart so we ripped out his heartCooked it and w...
Posted by Scumcunt on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 04:36:00 PST