~SIGNORA DI CAPO~

I AM THE OWNER OF A NEW GENTLEMEN'S CLUB THAT WILL OPEN IN 4 TO 6 MONTHS. IT WILL BE LOCATED DOWNTOWN MINNEAPOLIS, MN. I WILL BE HIRING FOR DANCERS, WAITRESSES OR WAITERS, BARTENDERS, DJ'S, BOUNCERS AND COOKS. IF YOUR INTERESTED IN ANY OF THESE POSITIONS PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU WITH ALL THE DETAILS."Una Donna" Prestare la massima attenzione se si effettua una donna piangere, perché Dio conta le sue lacrime. La donna uscì di un uomo della costola. Non da i suoi piedi per essere calpestato. Non dalla sua testa per essere superiore, ma dal lato per essere uguale. Sotto il braccio per essere protetta e accanto al cuore di essere amato. '"A Woman"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and next to the heart to be loved."
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: JENNA DETOMASO
Date of Birth: SEPT. 13 1981
Birthplace: A HOSPITAL..LOL
Current Location: NUNYA
Eye Color: LIGHT BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 5'2
Heritage: FILIPINO, BLACK & SICILIAN
Piercings: 9
Tattoos: 5
Favourite:
Band/Singer: GUNS & ROSES, AEROSMITH AND TOO MANY OTHERS
Song: TOO MANY
Movie: CASINO, GOODFELLAS
Disney Movie: BAMBI
TV show: FAMILY GUY, SCRUBS, KING OF QUEENS
Color: PINK, WHITE, BLACK
Food: ITALIAN, FILIPINO
Pizza topping: CHEESE, PEPPERONI, SUSAGE, MUSHROOMS & ONIONS
Ice-Cream Flavor: STRAWBERRY & CHOCOLATE
Drink (alcoholic): PATRON, CHAMPAGNE, LONG ISLAND ICED TEA
Soda: COKE, STRAWBERRY & ORANGE
Store: TOO MANY
Clothing Brand: ALL KINDS
Shoe Brand: ALL KINDS
Season: SUMMER, CUZ I GET TO WEAR LESS CLOTHING..LOL
Month: MAY & JULY
Holiday/Festival: CHRISTMAS
Flower: ROSES
Make-Up Item: LIP GLOSS
Board game: MONOPOLY
This or That
Sunny or rainy: SUNNY
Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Fruit or veggie: FRUIT
Night or day: NIGHT
Sour or sweet: SWEET
Love or money: BOTH
Phone or in person: IN PERSON
Looks or personality: PERSONALITY
Coffee or tea: BOTH
Hot or cold: BOTH
Your:
Goal for this year: WHY... ARE U GONNA HELP ME
Most missed memory: YOU WASNT IN IT
Best physical feature: EVERYTHING ...JUS LOOK @ ME
First thought waking up: IS THAT TIME RIGHT??
Hypothetical personality disorder: WHAT IS URS??
Preferred type of plastic surgery: DONT NEED NONE
Most stupid remark: I DONT HAVE ONE
Worst crime: IF I TELL U...I'D HAVE TO KILL U
Greatest ambition: OPENING MY STRIPCLUB & THEN CHA CHING$$$$
Greatest fear: DEATH
Darkest secret: REFER TO WORST CRIME
Worst habit: SMOKING
Do You:
Smoke: DUH
Drink: YES
Curse: FUCK YEA
Shower daily: DUH
Like thunderstorms: YES
Dance in the rain: YES
Sing: TRY TO..LOL
Play an instrument: NO
Get along with your parents: YES
Wish on stars: YES
Believe in fate: YES
Believe in love at first sight: YES
Can You:
Drive: YES
Sew: NO
Cook: NO, MY HUBBY DOES THAT..THANK GOD
Speak another language: YES
Dance: YES
Sing: NO
Touch your nose with your tongue: NO
Whistle: YES
Curl your tongue: YES
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: TOO MANY TIMES
Been Stoned/High: YES
Eaten Sushi: YES
Been in Love: YES
Skipped school: YES
Made prank calls: YES
Sent someone a love letter: YES
Stolen something: YES
Cried yourself to sleep: YES
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? STUCK UP, LYING
Are you right or left handed? RIGHT
What is your bedtime? DONT HAVE ONE
Name three things you can't live without: MY KIDS, MY HUBBY & MYSPACE...LOL
What is the color of your room? WHITE
Do you have any siblings? YES
Do you have any pets? YES
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? NO BUT ASK MY HUSBAND
What is you middle name? DAMN U NOSEY
What are you nicknames? WHY,,ARE U A IDENTITY THEIF? I HAVE LIFELOCK..LOL
Are you for or against gay marriage? FOR
What are your thoughts on abortion? ITS WRONG
Do you have a crush on anyone? MY HUBBY
Are you afraid of the dark? HELL YEA
How do you want to die? WHY...U WANNA WHACK ME???
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 3
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? YES
What is the last law you’ve broken? AGAIN, REFER TO WORST CRIME
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: BLACK
Eye color: BROWN
Height 5'5
Weight ASK HIM!!!
Most important physical feature: U DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT
Biggest turn-off STUCK UP