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Diesel

My only weaknes is that I care too much!!!

About Me

My Names Joe, and Well I'm 6' 2" tall. I'm from Lake Jackson, TEXAS and I drive a truck.(Gotta Have That Diesel power.) Why drive a 2-wheel drive truck or ,even worse, a car when you can have that 4-wheelin' offroad capability. It's all about the 4-Wheel drive baby. Well if you can't tell by my pictures I joined the Coast Guard, so I could do somthin' important and Real with my life. I Like to have a good time and I like to go to the beach and chill. I have 2 sisters and a Niece, That I would kill for. I also have numerous Brothers from other mothers, That I would give my life for, and I know They would do the same.Just be prepared if you fuck with my family or my friends there will be consequences, and you will not like the outcome. Carma, its a son of a bitch. Thats me in a nutshell. OH Yeah And By The Way.... Oregon Sucks!!!! It does nothin but fuckin Rain, And Its God Damn Cold!!!!

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CROWN ROYAL
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Ingredients:
3 parts mercy
1 part rage
2 parts sex appeal
1 part happiness
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add emotion to taste! WARNING- Is Highly Addictive! Do not overindulge!
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My Interests

I learned how to drive by watching NASCAR!!

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You're Texas!
You aren't really much of your own person, but everyone around you wishes you'd go away, so you might as well be independent. You're sort of loud-mouthed and abrasive, but you do have a fair amount of power. You like big trucks, big cattle, and big oil rigs. And sometimes you really smell. But it's not all bad, you're big enough to have some soft spots somewhere in all that redneck madness.
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Name: Joe Garrett
Birthdate: July !, 1988
Birthplace: Lake Jackason, Texas
Current Location: Coos Bay, Oregon
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 195
Piercings: Tongue
Tatoos: 3, No Regrets- across my back, Texas- Right Shoulder, Family Cross- Left Calf
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yeah I got Me A Girl
Overused Phraze: Shit, Boy, Howdy!!!!
FAVORITES
Food: Boiled Crawfish
Candy: I don't know
Number: 66
Color: Blue
Animal: Dog
Drink: Dr. Pepper
Alcohol Drink: Tequila
Bagel: What the fuck is a bagel
Letter: X
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Country
Summer or Winter: SUMMER!!!!!!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: When I decide to go to bed
Most Missed Memory: All the Ones From Texas With My Boys And Family
Best phyiscal feature: My Body
First Thought Waking Up: If On Duty- Damn I Gotta Go To Work, If Off Duty- What Time Is It
Goal for this year: Don't Know Yet
Weakness: None
Fears: Don't Wanna Fail
Heritage: German, Cajun, Native American, Texan
Longest relationship: A Perty Good Stretch
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yep
Ever Smoked: Yep
Pot: no comment
Ever been Drunk: no comment
Ever been beaten up: once
Ever beaten someone up: A Few Times
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yeah!
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yep
Been Dumped Lately: Nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Green or Blue
Favorite Hair Color: It don't matter
Short or Long: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Style: Don't relly matter, as long as she looks good
Looks or Personality: A Combo of the two
Hot or Cute Tough Decision
Drugs and Alcohol: Prefer neither, but can handle alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: A combo of the two, how 'bout a tone girl
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None, NO REGRETS, Read My Back
What country do you want to Visit: All of 'em
How do you want to Die: In a shoot out at High Noon, After Robbing a bank, stealin' a ferrari, and runnin from the cops
Been to the Mall Lately: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, but i am gettin tired of them basturds
Get along with your Parents: hell yeah
Health Freak: not so much
Do you think your Attractive: yeah
Believe in Yourself: fuck yeah
Want to go to College: not really
Do you Smoke: yeah
Do you Drink: occassionaly
Shower Daily: hell yeah
Been in Love: once or twice
Do you Sing: I Try
Want to get Married: Yeah
Do you want Children: Yeah eventually
Have your future kids names planned out:
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Its been gone for a while
Hate anyone: Only One Person and He knows who he is

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J Juicy
O Outrageous
S Scary
E Enjoyable
P Phenomenal
H Handy
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Dallas Cowboys

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Music:

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Your a Redneck or proud to live in the south
You love to have fun in the outdoors, you were born in the south or is just proud to be in the south!! You always show your pride in what you wear and who you usually hang out with. You are most likely in the FFA or makes your own beer. Support the South!
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Movies:

Dukes of Hazard( they inspired me to drive like I do)

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what drug do u think you enjoy most?

alcohol
drink drink drink..... its fun most of the time unless your depressed or have had to much its great to be stupid lol, try the bars downtown houston they can be lots of fun but dont drive rent a limo or walk to the clubs, so whats the craziest thing youve done lately?

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What thug drink are you?


Purple Drink
You love just gettin f-ed up for the hell of it... your not drinkin to score because ur the ultimate thug. More than likely your from Houston, TX... if not then youre still cool.
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Television:

Superbad Trailer

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual || 10%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic || 10%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Books:



Backseat Borris
People Iced: Twenty
Car Bombs Planted: Three
Favorite Weapon Potato Gun
Arms Broken: Thirty
Eyes Gouged: Twelve
Tongues Cut Off: Ten
Biggest Enemy: Oaf
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alcoholic beverage anyone? (with pics)

jack daniels
You are jack daniels, Your the one whose just chilling without a care in the world. You would be the blabbering drunk at a party, but you do it well with jack by your side. A few more drinks you say, keep it up your strong and keep the party going. it's alive!

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Heroes:

Jack Daniels,Jim Beam, Capt. Morgan, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams Jr., Chris Ledoux, My Pops!!!