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Breath of a Monkey, Heart of a Whale

We are,by grand design,subject simply to ourselves

About Me

What's there to say? I like what I like, I do what I do. And at very least, I am what I am, and that's all that I am. This is my page, GO TO IT!!!

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My Interests

..We're wanted men, I've got the death sentence on twelve systems...

I'd like to meet:

hmmm...truthfully, nobody. But I would like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. I like to buy the world a coke...no, I like Dr. Pepper.

Music:

Sure!

Movies:

I don't know nothin' 'bout no filth-flarn-filth. Frankly I'm offended, and I don't appreciate you callin' fuck you good-bye.

Television:

Flat, and boy, is it shiny! It's actually a big rock that I worship. Don't tell anybody.

Books:

If you knew me well enough to be my "friend", you wouldn't have to ask.

Heroes:

Batman, batman, predator, Alan Greenspan, and more batman.

My Blog

Some Like it Hot&

The time has come (the walrus said) to introduce more characters. I'm afraid if I keep doing so, this will become a meandering convoluted tale like a Salinger novel, oh well. If my biggest fear is bei...
Posted by Breath of a Monkey, Heart of a Whale on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:50:00 PST

Face first into adulthood&

The summer of 1995 was not an easy one for me, as was the case for many Chicago area residents. It was a season of ungodly heat; the weather claimed hundreds of lives that year. Chicago was host to a ...
Posted by Breath of a Monkey, Heart of a Whale on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:08:00 PST

Easy like Saturday Morning&

    It’s been a long time, true believers but fear not, it ain’t over yet. I know it’s not really my thing, but this particular entry is less a snapshot in time as it is r...
Posted by Breath of a Monkey, Heart of a Whale on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:29:00 PST

Not the end of something old, but the beginning of something new

For anybody who cares, I have started a new blog. It is full of adventure, explosions, and hilarity. Hope you all enjoy.monkey-breath.blogspot.com...
Posted by Breath of a Monkey, Heart of a Whale on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:12:00 PST

Non-linear greatness.

Before there was a U.S. presence in Iraq, before even the Cold War, there was Dresden. In the midst of the Second World War, at a time when mass media did not rule the battle front, nationalism was th...
Posted by Breath of a Monkey, Heart of a Whale on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:33:00 PST

The little hero that could&then couldnt&then could&then&

At this point I'm going to change gears a little bit. Effectively, this would be the beginning of a new chapter. Although it may seem random and very loosely connected, there is a method to my madness...
Posted by Breath of a Monkey, Heart of a Whale on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:57:00 PST

Crimes of the Fat or It is your Destiny&

The challenge of being the good guy is that it is quicker, easier, and it just feels good to do the wrong thing. I turned nine years old on the eight of December Nineteen Ninety. For my birthday that ...
Posted by Breath of a Monkey, Heart of a Whale on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:30:00 PST

Dost Thou Know why a snail has its' shell?...

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child! King Lear    I must point out that this is written with nothing short of, an entire societies' worth of pre-supposition...
Posted by Breath of a Monkey, Heart of a Whale on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:16:00 PST

Puttin' on the Ritz...

I impart this piece of wisdom primarily because, wisdom is good for little else but imparting. Declaring apathy toward an end is often a result of failure in means. I know this because it is my callin...
Posted by Breath of a Monkey, Heart of a Whale on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:20:00 PST

Disclaimers and fine print...

Permit me to make a short digression from my usual narrative web-logging. It has come to my attention that the tone of these stories has become melancholy as of late. As I continue to write, it is app...
Posted by Breath of a Monkey, Heart of a Whale on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:15:00 PST