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JayTee Draws Things

I have a terabyte of hard drive space in my brain, and over half of it's porn.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

TALES FROM THE 305Tales From The 305 - Episode 2 - "Presidential Election"
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Music:

TSOL, The Offspring, 7 Seconds, Bad Religion, NOFX, Chrnoic Seizure, The Germs, Adolescents, Bad Brains, Pennywise, Suicide Machines, Suicidal Tendencies, AFI, Rancid, 311, Agnostic Front, The Business, Cock Sparrer, Ramones, The Exploited, GBH, Chaos UK, Discharge, Invasion, I Attack, The Trouble, The Explosion, Green Day, Bouncing Souls, Social Distortion, Tsunami Bomb, Authority Zero, Socialcide, DRI, DI, DOA, The Ergs!, Rise Against, Slapstick, Screeching Weasel, Lawrence Arms, Operation Ivy, The Casualties, The Unseen, Anti-Flag, The Virus, Blanks 77, The Living End, Cheap Sex, Sex Pistols, Slayer, Incubus, Blaqk Audio, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Jimmy Buffet, Agression, Pulley, The Secretions, The Briefs, The Cute Lepers, Lagwagon, The Adicts, Dead Kennedys, Total Chaos, Tilt, Retching Red, Lunachicks, The Soviettes, Guttermouth, The Vandals, The Lillingtons, Teenage Bottlerocket, The Riverdales, The Queers, Subhumans, Youth Brigade, Circle Jerks, Black Flag, Bones Brigade, Municipal Waste, X, Minor Threat, Government Issue, Teen Idles, Teen Idols, Refused, BoySetsFire, Grimple, Blatz, Blitz, Filth, Sham 69, ALL, Descendents, Joykiller, Citizen Fish, Buck-O-Nine, Streetlight Manifesto, Catch 22, The Specials, The Locust, Van Halen, Rage Against The Machine, The Replacements, Husker Du, The Methadones, The Clash, Sick Of It All, Buzzcocks, Blue Meanies, Dillinger Four, Motorhead, Naked Raygun, The Damned, Andrew WK, Negative Approach, Double Negative, The Misfits, Conflict,

Movies:

Ones where people have sex.

Television:

Scrubs. Thats it.

Books:

"Print is dead" - Egon Spenglar

Heroes:

The merc with a mouth!!!!

My Blog

My List Of Comedy Movies! (Help Out!)

My List Of Comedy Movies! (Help Out!)JT's Comedy Movie List!I decided I want to make a list for future reference of my all time favorite comedy movies. List any you think I may have forgotten. These a...
Posted by JayTee Draws Things on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:38:00 PST

JT’s SUMMER MOVIE BLOWOUT 2008!!!

Much like last year, the good will be represented by Dr. Peter Venkman from a good movie "Ghostbusters", and the bad will be represented by Agent Smith from a bad movie called "The Matrix".Let's get i...
Posted by JayTee Draws Things on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:52:00 PST

Rest In Peace - Michael Turner (Please Read)

When I hit high school, I was branching out in comic books a bit. I still loved me some Spider-Man sure, but I was taken with some of the more independent stuff like Spawn, Gen 13 and so forth. There ...
Posted by JayTee Draws Things on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:46:00 PST

Let’s Talk Comic Book Movie Fuck Ups

What if you're a football fan and in a movie, during a triumphant final scene, the protagonist team wins the big game with a forward lateral to a touchdown?What if you study politics and in a movie, a...
Posted by JayTee Draws Things on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:03:00 PST

JayTee VS. Joan Rivers - Round 2

From what my Ma and Pa tell me, I arrived here on this planet as an infant. Shuttled from a doomed planet by my natural parents, I crash landed on a farm in a small rural town. Apparently the Earth's ...
Posted by JayTee Draws Things on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:39:00 PST

Words I’m Sick Of

As we approach the post 7th inning stretch of the decade and due to the internet, pop culture evolves faster than ever before, I'm starting to very much loathe the direction in which some of our perce...
Posted by JayTee Draws Things on Fri, 30 May 2008 01:30:00 PST

JayTee VS. Joan Rivers - Round 1

I've spent years training to fight the ultimate evil in this world. Since the day I graduated from college I've trained and mastered fighting techniques from countries you've never heard of. I've hone...
Posted by JayTee Draws Things on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:00:00 PST

Ben Weasel - "Let Freedom Ring"

I'm not usually the type to post lyrics, but hey, this song makes me feel fuzzy inside....I'm alright - oh, it took a little time but everything has come together since you left. I got sad and then I ...
Posted by JayTee Draws Things on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:09:00 PST

JT DOES AMERICA

I've been lotsa places! Now JT write about thems places! You be happy yes? YES?! Chicago, IL - I live here. Well, techincally Oak Lawn, but most of you 'I live in Chicago' snobs grew up outside of it ...
Posted by JayTee Draws Things on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:24:00 PST

The Trifecta From HELL!

"Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy""Redneck Woman""Crazy Bitch"That is the trifecta from hell. Those three songs. I'm so goddamn tired of hearing them when I go out it's absolutely insane. Can we lock all e...
Posted by JayTee Draws Things on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:24:00 PST