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Ross

If they say Why, Why, tell 'em it's just human nature...

About Me

I like to travel. I've seen "The Grotto" in Dickeyville, WI. But I much prefer a Mediterranean vacation I think. Coffee is very very nice. We get along well.

My Interests

Peanut Butter.Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics. [http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm]

I'd like to meet:

Fred Schneider, and other People who are Larger Than Life, people with a love/hate relationship with TV, people who like bookstores. Umberto Eco. Anyone who needs me to housesit for them in the Italian Riviera. I am good with pets and will cut the grass.

Music:

Always up for a good hoedown.

Movies:

movies i've seen recently: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Bob Le Flambeur

Television:

I rarely watch TV.

Books:

books i'm currently reading:Baudolino, by Umberto Eco.

Heroes:

Irv Rosheim, Mark D. Albaugh, Juan Valdez, Spider-Man, MacGyver, Padre Pío.

My Blog

George, upon further review, didn't like the verdict.

After reviewing the sentence given to I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, the Supreme Leader, er, President George W. Bush decided to commute the sentence. Little do most people know, but George is practicing. ...
Posted by Ross on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:07:00 PST

Turning MacGyver into a verb

According to wikipedia, the online encyclopaedia, the noun MacGyver has spread to other countries and in some has even been turned into a verb. In certain southeast asian countries, what we typically ...
Posted by Ross on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:22:00 PST

National Peanut Butter Lovers Month!!

For the love of peanut butterNovember is National Peanut Butter Lovers Month, and since the first jar of peanut paste was sold in 1890, Americans cannot seem to get enough of the brown stuff.George Ba...
Posted by Ross on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:15:00 PST

The Quiet American

I just saw this movie, and I must say I recommend it whole-heartedly. The cinematography is really nice. Michael Caine was nominated for an Oscar, apparently, for this, but it just looks like your gen...
Posted by Ross on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:43:00 PST

Too Many Daves

Did I ever tell  you that Mrs. McCaveHad twenty-three sons and she named them all Dave?Well, she did.  And that wasn't a smart thing to do.You see, when she wants one and calls out, "Yoo-Hoo...
Posted by Ross on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:56:00 PST

my 600th profile view

Ladies and gentlemen, in honor of my 600th profile view, I'm going to have a Häagen-Dazs  ice cream bar.  Thanks, peeps, for the impression of surging popularity.
Posted by Ross on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:27:00 PST

tomorrow's weather

I just thought it was humorous that whomever wrote the forecast blurb at weather.com said Iowa City will have "abundant sunshine".   Hee hee hee!
Posted by Ross on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:25:00 PST

Stand up for your Honor, Republicans

Lt. Col. Matthew Andrew Markinson ("A Few Good Men") set the example. Now, as the Americans who have held the monopoly on Truth, Justice and the American Way,--and probably even the only true recipe ...
Posted by Ross on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:27:00 PST

A Profound Irony

Today I read in the paper about a woman in a coma at the University of Iowa Hospitals whose father has just been given "temporary custody" of her so that she might be given a blood transfusion to poss...
Posted by Ross on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:49:00 PST

A poem to chew on

NEW BLOODA huge lizard was discovered drinkingout of the fountain today.  It was not menacinganyone, it was just very thirsty.  A small crowdgathered and whispered to one another, as thought...
Posted by Ross on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:36:00 PST