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Chris

Welcome to pleasure dome.

About Me

I'm funny, and so so elegant. I love the death penalty. I like having fun, happy hour, and Ultimate Frisbee.

My Interests

frisbee, tv, public speaking, searching and destroying, writing prolificly, lying, buying stuff, hanging out, losing things, being cold, having a scratchy throat, and sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

Meh.

Music:

Whatevs. Amiright?

Movies:

Reservoir Dogs, Apocalypse Now, various horrible movies.

Television:

Reality TV nothing else matters.

Books:

Crime and Punishment, Catcher in the Rye, The Gunslinger, Anarchist's Cookbook, and The King of Bayonne

Heroes:

Dick Cheney is the fucking man.