Ladies, ladies, ladies....and of course poetry, puppies and nursing wounded caterpillars back to health to become butterflies. *sigh*
A double jointed supermodel.....wait....been done before. A sweet sensitive young lass...no....I'm tough. Seriously tough. A badass chick like....PINK....K....not that tough. Why do I feel like I'm narrating this?
"Fall Into Sleep" by Mudvayne is the best Stripclub song ever. Not that I've ever been to one.
Pete's Dragon, Rambo II, Dumb and Dumber and The Live Recordings of Barry Manilo in New York.If you laugh at me for Rambo II, I'll punch you in the ear (unless of course you're PINK).
I'm in serious training right now. I'm going for the world record for number of paper clips bent in a row. Due to the extreme mental intensity required by this sport, my coaches will not allow me to watch TV.
I've only written seven. Is that good?
Whoelse? Me....when I'm in person. Not this dorky guy with zero ego on the computer.I wonder....if I talked to me in the mirror as I wrote this....would my sweet, sweet dialogue come back to me?I'm narrating again.But...yes...there you are. My dog you're attractive.