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beLIEve

About Me

I like Braveheart, baby ducks and side boob.I'm pretty much a baby duck myself really. I mean I'm cute, I'm warm and fuzzy, I walk funny, my duck butt rocks, when I talk it sounds like "wonk wonk" and I'd follow you off a cliff. Just saying.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

William Wallace, I don't know, maybe because he's William fucking Wallace. Edward Scissorhands, well, because I understand. An Angel, but only if she's already got her wings and she looks me in the eye and says "Yeah, don't worry about that. I got your back." A hot promiscuous Mermaid... preferably with an open minded twin sister. A Pegasus, cause their freaking awesome! A Leprechaun, but not one of those nasty little bastards, a funny little friendly drunk dude that's really generous. Tyler Durden, so I can tell people to go fuck themselves. Doc Holliday, so I can play cards, get drunk and learn latin with the sickest gun in the history of the Wild West. Daffy Duck, cause he's freakin' hilarious. Popeye, so I could make fun of him and Don Juan DeMarco, obviously to help the man fine tune his game. There is a woman or two I would like to meet as well but I can't list it here in the interest of avoiding numerous cat fights across the lands.

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Zodiac Sign

I am technically Aries and on the cusp with Taurus... why is this listing me as Taurus?
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:50:00 GMT