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barry

You dont want to get me drunk because Bofat might come out to play!!

About Me

For those of you unfortunate people who dont know me that well I have decided to put a little something here just for you. At this precise moment in time I am a man of leisure, this basically entails me waking up whenever I want, going to bed at whatever time I want & getting stupidly drunk most nights of the week.I support the following teams in their respective leagues: England - world. Arsenal - premiership. Crystal palace - coca cola championship. Blackpool - coca cola league 1. Total - sunday league. I have to say that my star player throughout all these teams has to be Luke Brennan of Total!I am 1 half of the world renowned film critics & acclaimed comedy duo that are Barry & Fordy on film. you will see our page firmly situated in my top friends.Now those of you who know me really well will know that I have a crazy alter ego who's name is simply Bofat. Luckily for most, he only shows himself when im really drunk.I have a penchant for tea bagging and it has become my life long ambition to blind Barker in his good eye with my left one!I enjoy morning beers followed by afternoon wines followed by evening spirits when weather permits, or should I say when Fordy does'nt pass out on the sofa just before afternoon wines. Pussy, Ha Ha!Recently I went on a ramble with my partner in crime (Fordy) which we thoroughly enjoyed. We are thinking about making a regular occurance in our already busy schedules.At the end of last year I decided to spread my wings and move into a flat with Fordy & two other crazy bastards called Gerrish & Duncan. Since moving in with these mad motor boating son's of bitches I have been scared shitless on many occassions by there scare tactics. But on a serious note I do love them (except for you gerrish you aussie bastard)!Well I guess thats enough to get you started so I shall sign off now. Big love to everybody!!P.S. Ok Gerrish I love you too allthough I feel really dirty saying it!
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My Interests

I thought that I would list Bofat's interest's here just to be different! 1. Drink 2. Women 3. Mollesting people (especially Barker)

I'd like to meet:

bob carolgee's fearne cotton (i think she is an absolute hotty)!!!!! Crazy Dave

Music:

Jasper Carrott, Roland Rat, Wing's & pretty much everything else

Movies:

See Barry And Fordy On Film!

Television:

Cant beat a bit of 24 Sport CSI Alan Partridge to name but a few

Books:

True Crime & Auto-Biography's

Heroes:

The Man From Del Monte The Man Who Invented Pimm's Luke Brennan (my favourite football player)

My Blog

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Ha Ha my first ever blog! Thought I would start you off on a quiet one as I dont want to scare you all off straight away. Just sitting at home with only beer and snooker to keep me company, but the ni...
Posted by barry on Wed, 02 May 2007 04:50:00 PST