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I'm an incredibly strong willed madam as my mum used to say. Have had to become uber independant and hate people telling me what to do or presuming they know me and how to handle me. I have a personality the size of my bottom and a mouth to match. Love all things retro and just discovered a passion for black and white erotica prints.I work hard as a telesales manager in a legal firm in Chester and you will often find me playing even harder in various vodka/karaoke bars or cheesy nightclubs in the surrounding areas....I'm not into "face collecting" so please, if u wanna add me, have a valid reason for doing so, not just to bump up ur numbers, cheers.After reading all that over, I guess i can come across as being quite assertive too. I'm a mad chick really who loves a good laugh.image hosting file
***********************************************************H OW TO MAKE A LAURA.........Take A large pot and call it life. Chop into it a naughty young girl, simmer for 15 yrs then add in a lust for clubbing, music and karaoke, add herbs and spices (eh-hem) to taste. Bring to the boil. Add a few major pains in the arse and season again with a few wrinkles and 5.5 grey hairs. Add to this a s*it load of good times and a lot of great friends... simmer gently until reached desired result.Serve when ready!****************************************************** ********live each day like its your last. love like you've never been hurt, dance like noones watching......********************************************** *************We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah^Ã…hang on, what the fuck was I just talking about?****************************************************** ************************************************************ ******** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIqhUCZgwXQ