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lola tombola

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music!

About Me

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I'm an incredibly strong willed madam as my mum used to say. Have had to become uber independant and hate people telling me what to do or presuming they know me and how to handle me. I have a personality the size of my bottom and a mouth to match. Love all things retro and just discovered a passion for black and white erotica prints.I work hard as a telesales manager in a legal firm in Chester and you will often find me playing even harder in various vodka/karaoke bars or cheesy nightclubs in the surrounding areas....I'm not into "face collecting" so please, if u wanna add me, have a valid reason for doing so, not just to bump up ur numbers, cheers.After reading all that over, I guess i can come across as being quite assertive too. I'm a mad chick really who loves a good laugh.

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***********************************************************H OW TO MAKE A LAURA.........Take A large pot and call it life. Chop into it a naughty young girl, simmer for 15 yrs then add in a lust for clubbing, music and karaoke, add herbs and spices (eh-hem) to taste. Bring to the boil. Add a few major pains in the arse and season again with a few wrinkles and 5.5 grey hairs. Add to this a s*it load of good times and a lot of great friends... simmer gently until reached desired result.Serve when ready!****************************************************** ********live each day like its your last. love like you've never been hurt, dance like noones watching......********************************************** *************We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah^Ã…hang on, what the fuck was I just talking about?****************************************************** ************************************************************ ******** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIqhUCZgwXQ

My Interests

tattoos, funny people, bums,Music, parties, chemically enhanced conversations, drink dialling, parties, karoake, wind ups, cheekiness, parties and bacardi shooters.BBQ's and magners mmmm,genuine mad heads! i don't like... people who cant speak properly ( der dat, den dem ) liver, clingy people, ignorance, pink cowboy boots, stale ale/garlic breath, last orders or grey hairs! ooooh or screamy girls, screamy gays, smelly rubbish bins and the crazy frog!

I'd like to meet:

Funny,funky, intelligent,mad and possible slightly unhinged people with something to say for themselves. Also anyone geniune who is up for a laugh on here.... PLEASE NO internet playas, wierdo wanking men (i dont wanna see it), stalkers, school boys or married men wanting a bit on the side.Thanky panky pie.x ***********************************************************S end me a VoiceComment. It's FREE! Just call 0121 314 3538 and enter *3695571. If you get one too, I'll reply. http://www.snapvine.com

Music:

Into all sorts really. A club chick at heart so anything loud and bassy! I like my old skool stuff and some brit pop/indie. Not into the whiny little bitch boy bands that seem to be popping up everywhere at all! i suppose anything with a good beat and a funky streak. Gotta admit, I do like a bit of smooth fm too.( so shoot me!) also...eurythmics, fleetwood mac, guns n roses, cranberries, cardigans, massive attack, pink - I'm the only person i know that likes bits of stuff from cliff richard all the way up the scale to ministry of sound. The one thing i cant do without is my music!

Movies:

always a hard one. favourites include trainspotting, human traffic,24 hr party peaople, taxi driver, goodfellas,clockwork mice,beetlejuice, thelma + louise, oliver twist, saw, beaches, benny + joon, erm..... I have got a soft spot for american high school comedys too. complete drivel most of them but they keep me quiet for a few hours.

Television:

eastenders, reality tv shite, corrie orrie and those drama's on every sunday night.

Books:

martina cole, and the bible of course****************************************************** ********

Heroes:

hmmmm the entire cast of rainbow, frank gallagher, audrey hepburn and the little old man with one leg who shouts random abuse at passers by in the subway.

My Blog

ways to annoy and do it well

# Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."# If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.# Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.# Insist on keeping...
Posted by lola tombola on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:19:00 PST

penis seeks raise

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holida...
Posted by lola tombola on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:09:00 PST

Dear Non-smoker

...a little bit of background to fill in my rant .   After returning to work after a few days off this morning, I find my desk full of paperwork to get sorted.   Being the conscientious emp...
Posted by lola tombola on Tue, 22 May 2007 06:57:00 PST

shut the f*ck up

Every now & then I hear people proclaiming this openly.."Don't take life too seriously!".As if they are being profound.As if they have found the elixir to free them from life's constants of p...
Posted by lola tombola on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:55:00 PST

weirdo wankers

laura's friday rant!Right, I'm not being funny but why do "some" men feel the need to act like such weirdo's on here and moreso msn?Please don't be offended by this if you are one of them, I understan...
Posted by lola tombola on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:52:00 PST

UDI's

"unidentified drinking injuries"i am battered a bruised and i plan to sue smirnoff for them all! does anyone have similar issues?laura.x...
Posted by lola tombola on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:04:00 PST

to whore or not to whore????

okey dokey piccles..... here's the script. If u wanna add me, thats fair enough. Dont spam me, at least have the courtesy of messaging me 1st silvous plais. Bands, I will let u off because I know that...
Posted by lola tombola on Wed, 10 May 2006 04:37:00 PST