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carson eldridge land

welcome to the thunderdome!!!

About Me

i play in a band called LifeInJersey, check us out. i have a wife named Christy, don't check her out. i also have a pup named Doug, he's fun, and a fish named Old Greg, he's actually pretty boring. i live in KC in the river market. can't complain.

My groomsmen being idiots:
A dark ninja lurks in my apartment building

My Interests

life... abundantly

I'd like to meet:

conan o brian, edward norton, dave grohl, mike herrera, the kid who played chunk in goonies, and the lovely charlize theron.

Music:

radiohead. thrice. further seems forever. death cab for cutie. jimmy eat world. foo fighters. twothirtyeight. mewithYou. sunny day real estate. minus the bear. the cure. U2. hopesfall (old). underoath. as cities burn. shai halud. every time i die. showbread. blood brothers. cursive. thursday. refused. appleseed cast. sigur ros. vedera. en masse. and you shall know us by the trail of dead. brand new. the mars volta. at the drive in. glassjaw. people in planes. el div (RIP) the anthem. the springs. third eye blind. 90's alt-rock of any kind. KRS-one, de la soul, underground hip hop in the vein of sage francis and brother ali. as an irrefutable rule: good songwriting supercedes genre. ben folds. ben kweller. imogen heap. johnny cash. tom waits. fionna apple. john mayer. pedro the lion (or anything else david bazan does)and freaking mxpx. i could expound, but it is a travesty when music is discussed only in little gray boxes.

Movies:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. almost famous.the big lebowski. anchorman. dumb and dumber. princess bride. lord of the rings (okay, i admit it). monte python movies. cameron crowe movies. edward norton movies. michel gondry films. the criterion collection. really epic historical fiction movies. and that thing you do

Television:

reruns of seinfeld, friends, and newsradio. the office. anything on the history channel. and miami ink.

Books:

favorite authors: a.j. jacobs. donald miller. chuck palahniuk. rob bell. brian mclaren. c.s. lewis. favorite books: velvet elvis. the year of living biblically. choke. survivor. nothing feels good. searching for god knows what. the horse and his boy.

Heroes:

i aspire to be half the man my grandfather is when i am 82

My Blog

The Big 3

The mind of a man is a perilous thing. While most women feel as though the pig-like male brain concerns itself too much with other women, the man's mind is ultimately harmless, just wired differently....
Posted by carson eldridge land on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:51:00 PST

wrestling

me and another guy were screwing around at work... he was a wrestler in high school. have you ever seen an average guy get totally schooled by someone with an obvious wrestling background? it's&n...
Posted by carson eldridge land on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:52:00 PST

Practical Suggestions are Encouraged

Okay, so Ive found myself and the trio of gentlemen in my band in what we affectionately call a "pickle". A dilema. A jam. A... conundrum. For the sake of decency, i will not name names, but Name...
Posted by carson eldridge land on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:29:00 PST

EXCITING NEWS!!!

The war is ending!!!! Check it out: Ceasefire = HOPE. We know youre all excited about the news coming out of Uganda right now, and so are we. However, there are many terms and conditions that go...
Posted by carson eldridge land on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:17:00 PST

My Diarrhea Heartache

Have you ever had explosive diarrhea? I mean a severe case of the runs. Not the kind that makes you a little uneasy to sneeze for the next couple minutes, but the kind that propels you off the seat? T...
Posted by carson eldridge land on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 11:27:00 PST

CORNERSTONE 06!

WOW! what an experience! too much to write down, but ask me when you see me; we are bubbling with good news! from seeing two of the greatest live music experiences of my short life, to bearing witness...
Posted by carson eldridge land on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:39:00 PST

Ecuador is a bully

Okay, so Ecuador blows. It stole my freakin' girlfriend and won't give her back. I am pissed off! Freakin' Ecuador. So, from now on, we will be refering to it as Stupidor. Revise your e...
Posted by carson eldridge land on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:41:00 PST

NEW FREAKIN' MUSIC BABY!

hey guys, instead of spending any time here, you should quickly click over to www.myspace.com/lifeinjersey and check out the new stuff, and you shall never want again. good bye....
Posted by carson eldridge land on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:33:00 PST

my space is the claw of satan

okay, i got hooked. i now officially have a myspace. stay updated for biting humor and rapest wit. and be my friend, as it stands Tom is the only one and i don't even know that freakin' dude...
Posted by carson eldridge land on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:44:00 PST