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Jez we are top of the table!!!

THE LUNATICS HAVE ESCAPED FROM THE ASYLUM!!!

About Me

Hmm what can i say in such a small space about me!!! lol can you hear the cogs turning well if i worte everything down here there really wouldnt be any point in chatting to me because you would know everything anyway so try asking that would be a good start and read below carefully....One day in the town square there was a massive crowd gathering and a young man was dancing around the fountain with his heart in his hand and he called out to all the people "look at my heart isnt it beautiful???" The women looked with awwe and the guys stared with jealousy.. Then suddenly from a distance an old man shouted my heart is more beautiful then yours the crowd parted and people started to chatter wondering what the old man is talking about with his ripped clothes, dirty shoes and walking stick. The old man makes his way to the fountain in the centre of the square very slowly as more people gather. When the old man finally reaches the fountain he says breathless "give me a moment please?" The young man tuants the oldman and shouts "how can this man have a more beautiful heart he can bearly walk on his own two legs!" and laughs with the crowd. He then turns to the old man and says "come on then dear sir lets see what you've got" The old man reaches inside and pulls out a heart that looks like a jigsaw puzzle, its got so many different colours and shapes with stiches holding it together and as rough as an uncut diamond. The crowd gasped loudly and there were some shrieks of horro. The young man laughs and says how can u even compair my athletic, smooth and beautiful heart with that old broken heart? The Old man then says to the young man sit down besides me and i shall explain. The crowd gathered closer to listen intently to this rather curious old man. He points at a large piece of his heart that has been stiched on very roughly and doesnt look like his own heart. He says u see this here this is not mine it is infact it my late wifes, she loved me dearly and so gave me a piece of her heart and she has a piece of mine in return. In fact there is very little of my own heart left, i have seen it fit to love and give my heart to several people in my life time and in return received the joy of parenthood, the warm love of grandchildren and the warmth of a loving wife.. Every piece that has been carved out has been replaced by priceless memories, unquestionable love and friendship that will last this life time and the next.. This is why my heart is priceless compaired to yours i would not trade a moment of my life of suffering, love, pain and joy for a healty heart like yours it shows that you have not loved or seen fit to grant someone the greatest gift of life, to love and be loved. To experience humility and pain to make the joyful and special moments in your life truely cherished. When that happens u will have a beautiful heart like mine young man... The crowd went silent the young man stood there with his mouth wide open but not a peep, puts his heart away and says to the old man can i walk you home and appoligises for tuanting him...

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My Interests

anything that can hold my attetion for more then five mins which is not alot lol well there are and they know who they are and what they are its up to you to find out otherwise it would be easy Get Your Own! | View Slideshow My blog spot...http://jerrysplace-jez.blogspot.com/

I'd like to meet:

ideally no one but then there must be some one for everyone right hmm (so why am i in this pink padded cell all on my own?) lol look at the light its so pretty i cant help myselfThis clip is just abit of fun so guys and girls dont get offended
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Music:

didnt someone once say music was food for the soul for those that dont understand this comment ahhh dont fill this bit in on your space pmsl
I've decided to remove my current playlist from myspace to post this music video because i think this is a really important subject matter!!! Try and listen to the whole song those who know me well especially recently will know what i mean!!!A couple of my favorite malay/indo songs :)

Movies:

well there is nothing wrong with some constructive violence everynow and then everyone needs it even the odd chick flick damn did i say that out loud

Television:

Yes i own one but i dont see why i should pay tv license and lets not compare sizes because mine is bigger then yours :-P


Books:

hmm they must be those strange things that i keep borrowing from the libary as kindleling Properganda dont read them people what they tell us is not true knowledge is not power have u seen the nerdy kid at school rofl

Heroes:

hmm would i be mad if i said the invisible man lives with me and i got mr hyde in the basement and wonderwomen is my other flat mate damn i wish they would stop inviting superman over he keeps breaking my seats

My Blog

Ok for those that are worried about my sexual orientation i am not GAY!!!!

i have recently designed a new my space for a friend of mine as she was complaining about the other one i did for her some ppls are so ungreatful so after 3hours i have come up with a new one with all...
Posted by Jez we are top of the table!!! on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:57:00 PST

FOR ALL THOSE FRIENDS WHO ARE GOING TO HATE ME !!!

To all the ppls who are going to hate me for what i am going to do with the next chapter of my life and all my friends i really hope all of you understand what i am doing and will forgive me if you ar...
Posted by Jez we are top of the table!!! on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:00:00 PST

VAST BLACK HOLE!!!! NO I AM NOT LOOKING INTO MY WALLET BUT DONATIONS WELCOME

Hello helloo hellooooo man this echos well i am new here so ppls feel free to leave a comment and come along and say hi i dont bite honest! what is it they say the world is a smaller place with the ne...
Posted by Jez we are top of the table!!! on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:54:00 PST