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christinarippin

About Me

go awayif you are one of the bastards that owes me $12 of freebased diareah, go fuck yourself.

My Interests

hunting hippies with my .22, scaring old people, drunken driving, micheal jackson

I'd like to meet:

most certainly NOT you. You probably smell like shit and look like an elephant. And if you used to be one of my friends, and you really like me, you will know my sense of humour and find my other profile you piece of shit.

I hope you die in a slimy old rotten garbage disposal, whilst I milk every moment of your impending doom. stop infecting others with your ruthless feces! you would be perfect for the mutilated porn world. you can smear cottage cheese and blend it with your nasty balding anus. you would be pleased to know that i find you as attractive as i find herpes. insults exhurt meaning your own existence. at least i am not the direst of scum, lurching in the putrid depths of vagina blood stained jock straps.

I would like to meet a meaty man that wants to massage my twinkie hole covered in toad juice, and always available for the licking, the has to be meat involved. If you bring me some freebased diareah, I will take a couple hits and make you a bean sandwich with wilted lettuce and purple carrots. please enjoy the music while your party is reached.

add my new profile you bitches

Music:

i hate music. it has to be really cheery and happy, and only 3 chords.

Movies:

ooooo! i like the fast and the furious!

Television:

jerry springer, amercian idol, family guy, smurfs, the new york dolls, sally jesse rapheal, monica, cristina, montel, maury, oprah, the discovery channel because being smart is cool, sister sister, family matters, full house, and I HATE SIENFELD

Books:

anything christianity inspiring, romance novels, books about how to build your own birdcage, I HATE HORROR NOVELS!! cause being cute is good!

Heroes:

definately not you

My Blog

Our Holy Beer Prayer

Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hallowed be thy drink.Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),At home as it is in the tavern.Give us this day our foamy head,And forgive us our spillage,As we forgive those...
Posted by douche-baggery = ass-hole-ness on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:45:00 PST

you nasty smelly bastard

i keep getting emails from you mother-in-laws requesting gay sex. if you are married or dating, stay off my website, otherwise you are going to get computer crabs. yes, crabs from viewing my pics. &nb...
Posted by douche-baggery = ass-hole-ness on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:26:00 PST