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Which drug are you?
Ectsasy, Pills, Pop 'em
Hardcore ey? You dont do normal, you do messed up, crazy experiences...well enjoy it!
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Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.I LIKE BOYS BOYS ALL TYPES OF BOYS.BLACK,WHITE PEURTO RICAN CHINESE BOYS...I LIKE TALKIN TO THEM TO GET AN INSIGHT INTO THEIR STUPID FUCKIN WORLD.I LIKE DANCING WITH THEM COZ IT MAKES ME LOOK GOOD...I LIKE SHOPPING WITH THEM COZ THEY HAVE NO IDEA.AT ALL.I LIKE DRINKING WITH THEM BECAUSE DRUNKEN CONVERSATIONS R BRILLIANT WITH GUYS...INSECURITYS AND FEARS SURFACE WHICH THEREFORE GIVES ME FURTHER INSIGHT AND OPPORTUNITY TO RIP THE PISS!MOO HAR HAR MOOOO HAR HAR...THEN THERES MY LOVE OF TATTOO'S...I LIKE THE PAIN COZ ITS DIRECTLY LINKED TO PLEASURE.I LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT AND ARE NOT AFRAID TO BE WHO THEY WANT TO BE.I LIKE MAKIN PEOPLE LAUGH AND IN TURN SOMEONE WHO MAKES ME LAUGH ALSO.I LIKE STARS...NOT "CELEBRITY" STARS-SKY STARS...SO MUCH SO I HAVE ABOUT 50 TATTOOED ON MY BODY...I LIKE MORNINGS WEN NOBODY IS AROUND.I LIKE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL...FUCK OFF!!IT AINT JUST FOR 6 YR OLDS!I LIKE MY HOUSEMATES(WELL I PRETEND TO)I LIKE EATING CUCUMBER AND PICKLED ONION MONSTER MUNCH.I LIKE WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NITE AND REALISING IV STILL GOT AGES IN BED B4 I HAVE TO GET UP FOR BASTARD WORK.I LIKE WALKING IN THE RAIN.I LIKE HULA HOOPS.AND KINDER EGGS.ID BE LOST WITHOUT AN EYELINER AND A BRUSH.I HAVE A LOVE AFFAIR WITH MY HAIR STRAIGHTNERS,THEY PREVENT ME FROM LOOKING LIKE WORZEL GUMMIDGE.I LIKE CHICKEN AND LETTUCE SANDWICHES.I LIKE KAREOKE.I LIKE STEVE-O.I LIKE HAVING SEX AND I LIKE A CUP OF TEA.ALL THIS MAKES ME HAPPY-ISH.THAT IS ALL.
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THIS WOULD BE ME IF I HAD A PENIS....
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I REALLY FUCKIN LOVE THIS GUY....ESPECIALLY AS A PIRATE...THIS IS THE ONLY BEING IN THE WORLD THAT I WANT TO MEET..LOOK-A-LIKES WELCOME MMM-KAY...
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AND THESE GUYS BELOW IN THE SLIDESHOW....THEIR FUCKIN CRAZY...IF U COME ACCROSS THEM AT ANY POINT,MAKE SURE UV HAD UR ADEQUATE VACCINES AND TETANUS SHOTS...ONCE THEY SINK THEIR TEETH INTO U,THERES NO ESCAPIN!!I WOULDNT MIND MEETIN THIS GUY ASWELL...JUST TO ASK A FEW QUESTIONS...APPARENTLY I AM LIKE THE SONG "ROCK WITH YOU" WHICH IS PRETTY APT 4 ME IF U LISTEN TO THE LYRICS.BRILLIANT.
Which Michael Jackson song are you?
Rock With You
"I wanna rock with you (all night). Dance you into day (sunlight). I wanna rock with you (all night). We’re gonna rock the night away"
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EVERYTHING.I SHIT U NOT....EVERY.THING...EVEN SHIT KAREOKE SINGERS...ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE...THE BEATLES ARE SPECIAL TO ME.I WAS BOUGHT UP LISTENING TO THEM EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE,WHICH IN RETROSPECT EXPLAINS THE REASON WHY "HEY JUDE" IS IN MY HEAD EVERY DAY!!I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON,STEVIE WONDER,BARRY WHITE,RAY CHARLES,MISSY ELLIOT,RUN DMC,MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE(these are in no particular order by the way!)THE KILLERS,SNOW PATROL,THE FRATELLIS,OASIS,P DIDDY,MARY J BLIGE,MARIAH CAREY,GREEN DAY,EAST 17,TAKE THAT......errm do u know what sod it!!!i like fuckin everything!!so shut up
AND MANY MANY MANY MORE!!!THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE FAVOURITES
TELE...WHAT?DID U NOT KNOW THERE ARE TREES,PEOPLE,FLOWERS AND PUBS OUT THERE??!!
PIRATES.my dream is to sail down the river thames on a pedalo stealing cornettos off tourists shouting ARRRRGGHHH!with these two guys coz cor blimey,that is a love sandwich right there with me as the filling!!
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THIS GUY ALSO IS A HERO OF MINE...HIS BANDS MUSIC CHANGED THE WORLD,HE TRULY BELIEVED IN PEACE AND HARMONY...AND LOOK WHAT THE FUCK IT DID FOR HIM...HAVING A GREAT PERSONALITY,LOTS OF MONEY AND GOOD LOOKS DOESNT EVADE U FROM THE EVILS OF THE WORLD....HEROES LIKE JOHN LENNON,HAD ALL THIS AND STILL IT WASNT ENOUGH...LIVE LIFE EVERYDAY AS IF ITS UR LAST,COZ U NEVA KNOW WEN IT COULD BE SNATCHED AWAY FROM YOU...LENNON CERTAINLY DIDNT.
What Beatle are you?
John Lennon
You enjoy poetry, painting & a fine wine. A lover not a fighter.
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.. ENDTHIS BUNCH OF GUYS MADE MY XMAS A WHOLE LOT OF FUN AND IN THE MEANTIME GOT ME BARRED FROM THE LOCAL NIGHTCLUB FOR A DARE THAT WENT DRASTICALLY WRONG!CHEERS FELLAS!
Personality Survey
Are you shy? ooooh dont look at me!
Are you selfish? fuck no
Are you spoiled? only by my daddy
Are you giving? yes indeed
Would you walk by an old lady carrying groceries? no id kick her in the shins and steal the goods
Do you flirt with your best friends boyfriend or girlfriend? hell no hes an ugly cunt...i try and avoid talkin to it if i can
Do you spend most of your free time on Myspace or Blackplanet ? myfuckinspace.....what the fuck is blackplanet?
Do you lie when someone asks you "Do I look o.k. with this on?"? ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......!!!!!!!!!yes
Are you conceided? u mean concieted?.....then no i hate them types you fuckers
Do you go out of your way to get attention? no i just kinda get it
Do you go out of your way to help someon? yes but only for ppl who mean alot to me
Do you get into arguments a lot with people other than your siblings? yes im a tough talkin arguementative machine
Have you ever kissed someone who is just a friend? yes....of both sexes....with tongues and wandering hands and allsorts
Do you watch Dora the explorer? fuck off
Do you believe in Magic? fuck right off
Do you talk back to your parents? do i fuck my dad would whale me in the face if i dared
Have you ever threatened someone? oh god a few times wen jack daniels gets involved
Are you afraid of the dark? no im 20 yrs old now
Would you prefer Spongebob or CSI? fuckin spongebob is amazing!i wanna rape him
Have you ever lied to make someone happy? oh god no honesty is the best policy....well sometimes
Does your Myspace or Blackplanet picture show a picture of your face or your body? my sexy face
Would you prefer soda or Juice? juice baby!
Is this survey too long? not long enough i like answering shit questions so i can take the piss out of u....and myself
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!ALL_ABOUT_ME! by giggles4o8
*BASICS*
NAME:: dave
AGE:: a gentleman never reveals his age
BIRTHDAY:: fuck off
BIRTHPLACE:: some skip
CURRENT LOCATION:: twattin tittin stafford of staffordshire
HERITAGE:: mongrel
EYE COLOR:: red...stupid inner evil
HAIR COLOR:: "strawberry blonde"....alright fuck off!....ginger
HEIGHT:: about 9 foot...crouchy's got fuck all on me
PIERCINGS:: 147...hardcore bastard
TATTOOS:: 235....i like needles...what can i say?!
WHAT COLOGNE/PERFUME DO U WEAR:: eau de piss flaps
*FAVORITES*
COLOR:: black
MUSIC:: folk,country and western and errrm hippity hop
SPORT:: eating
HOLIDAY:: yes please
FOOD:: is sex...especially mashed potato
*THIS OR THAT*
HUGS OR KISSES:: leads to sex...naughty dirty sex
PEPSI OR COKE:: cocaine...oh rite....errm pepsi
MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING:: are food stuffs of the fast food devil
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:: both...together preferably
LOVER OR FIGHTER:: FIGHTER...what?...u fuckin talkin to me?...*THUMP*...thought not
FRIENDS OR FAMILY:: neither...im a spinster who eats cold beans out of the can and has a thousand cats and i stink of piss
LOVE OR MONEY:: money to buy more cats
LISTEN TO SOMEONE TALK OR TALKING:: oh come on....dont tell me u havent noticed
PERSONALITY OR LOOKS:: both...am i allowed to be greedy?....fuck off its my survey so both
*IN A BOY/GIRL*
EYE COLOR:: blue
HAIR COLOR:: sandy coloured
SHORT OR LONG HAIR:: sort of middle...neck length
HEIGHT:: taller than me coz i is a tall twat
STYLE:: ahh fuck off im having deja vu here,,,,i shud really stop taking these surveys and pay more attention to my cats
PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS:: yes both....go crazy boys go fuckin crazy...the more the better
HOT OR CUTE:: hot hot hot....jonny depp-a-likes are more than welcome
*FRIENDS*
WHOS UR BEST FRIEND:: cara the sexy bitch
WHOS THE LOUDEST:: tia the sexy bitch
WHO HAVE U KNOWN LONGEST:: outof the two???.....errrmmm tia
WHOS THE SHYEST:: little jojo...shes amazing but she needs some goddam balls...big fat balls
COOLEST FRIEND:: hes gonna get a huge head 4 this but it would be leroy coz he never fails to make me laugh
PRETTIEST FRIEND:: jodie warner god damn her stupid genes...her brothers a hottie and her sister has gigantic breasts....stupid warner family
WEIRDEST FRIEND:: that award would go to the lovely jordan who does a pingu impression down the phone wen hes drunk and thinks its hilarious... and he's agreed to be my fellow pirate which to some is wierd...FUCK OFF YEAH
*LOVE*
ARE U IN LOVE:: not yet
IF YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE NOW, HAVE U EVER BEEN:: oh fuckin hell i think so...piss off
DO U BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT:: not unless its jonny depp comin towards me in a bar
LONGEST RELATIONSHIP:: ur gonna get beats for such intrusion
WOULD U GO OUT WITH SOMEONE JUST FOR THEIR MONEY:: fuckin right i would....a girl has needs...shoes...bags....jack daniels
DO U GO ON "PITY DATES":: ha ha haaaaa funny u shud say that...i have done the once and got a nice big steak out of it...and of course a few jack daniels and cokes
KISS ON THE FIRST DATE:: nope...im a lady of class....pfft
SEX ON THE FIRST DATE:: how very dare you....
EVER CHEATED ON A B/F OR G/F? BE HONEST:: yes....oh dear...but he made me unhappy and he cheated first!theres my explanation so screw you
*WHOS THE LAST PERSON*
KISSED:: my daddy to wish him a happy new yr
HUGGED:: my dad again
TOLD U THEY LOVED U:: errrrm same as above
TOLD THEM U LOVED THEM:: fuckin hell....my dad again....theres only two men i trust ones my dad and the other is mr j.daniels....u mite know him....good man he makes me forget things
TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:: my splendid sister lisa
YELLED AT:: some cunt who was bein a dick in the bar i work...i have no control wen it comes to drunk men intimidating female bar staff
BROKE UR HEART:: ha ha good one
SAID THEY HATED U:: fucking no cunt i hope....if i find out ill cut em
U TOLD U HATED:: im not a hater...i just dont like certain ppl...but hey u cant get on with everyone...u see,life's a whore
*RANDOM QUESTIONS*
DO U DO DRUGS:: god only heroin....big deal
DO U DRINK:: oh lord no...its a sin to consume alcohol dontcha know?
DO U WANT TO GET MARRIED:: fuckin no way....i dont do flowers hearts,cherries and berries
DO U WANT TO HAVE KIDS:: no thankyou im far too selfish....do like em though,just like to give em back
DO U BELIEVE IN URSELF:: yeah i guess
DO U THINK UR ATTRACTIVE:: pfft stupid question
WHAT STAR/CELEBRITY DO MOST PEOPLE SAY U RESEMBLE:: fuckin not jokin here....jonny depp as a pirate(all good,even tho i resemble a bloke)....or russell brand....RUSSELL FUCKIN BRAND!?what the fuck?!
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE U SAW IN THE THEATER? WAS IT GOOD:: some kids shit with my niece..had a bear in it....errrrm fell asleep,cant have been that good
CAN U HANDLE THE TRUTH:: no no no NO NOOOOOOOOO i just cant....i live on a cloud where fairies plait my hair and cupid shoots arrows in ppl's eyes for laughs....we like it....reality sucks
BIGGEST WEAKNESS:: jonny depp *blushes*
BIGGEST FEAR:: drowning.....wud be a bit different if it was in a pool of jonny depps
MOST MISSED MEMORY:: having lazy days with jonny depp...oh that didnt happen...stupid lucid dreams
FIRST THOUGHT WAKING UP:: hit snooze....ten snooze hits later.....FUCKIN MORNINGS SHOULD BE BANNED!
IF U DONT RECOGNIE THE NUMBER ON UR CALLER ID, DO U ANSWER:: no i get scared it mite be work calling trying to catch me out and gettin me to work....NOOOOOOO!!!!
HOW DO U WANT TO DIE:: in a blaze of glory
DO U GET ALONG WITH UR PARENTS:: bored...
DO U SWEAR:: fuck no how twattin rude would that pissin be if i titting did that all the cunting time?!
NUMBER OF PAST THINGS U REGRET:: bored....same questions....get some new ones u survey motherfuckers
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE:: piss off man i just answered that 4 questions previous
WHAT TIME IS IT:: jesus son of mary fuckin christ our saviour its 1.15am....bed time...na nite! xx
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First Name: ha ha haaaaaaa its me again...u flirt
Middle Name: ooh not tellin u that...begins with a 'c'...lets just say CUNT
Birthday: 22/03/86
Eyes: shine like stars...stars shine like eyes
Hair: y muffs ha ha haaaaaa!
Fav color: black....yeah yeah i know its not a colour,its a shade blah blah so what
Day/Night: night,its the only time i can gets away wiv stealing me gold
Fave Food: shit on a stick
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? yes i wish my name was dave
Do you like anyone? yeahhhhh....i like you
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? probably my newest m8 jordan...honestly i think we were seperated at birth
Who's the loudest? out of all of us...it wud be me...but as im not included,2nd in command wud be Tia
Who have you known the longest of your friends? rachael out of all of them...i miss her,she was my original pirate wench x love u x
Who's the shyest: jojo...GROW SOME BALLS!!!
Are you close to any family members? my amazing sister and douchebag dad
When you cried the most: wen i found out i had tourettes...now i get beaten by mcdonalds chavs coz i shout cunts wen i walk past em...TOURETTES!!!
What's the best feeling in the world: sailing the 7 seas on my pedalo with jordan shouting ARRRRR SCURRVEYYYY!!
Worst Feeling: walking the plank....fuckin horrible havin yer leg bitten off by a shark...good job me gots this ere wooden one
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: beach,swigging a bottle of rum
Let's run through: the sea to get to our boat
Let's look at the: treasure we found ere cap'n!!
What a nice: day to sail the stormy seas in search of fine lookin strumpet to provide sexual favours
Where did all the: fuckin gold go cap'n jordan?!!....ye tricked me!thee is no longer a cap'n o' mine...i sail alone u fucker!
Why can't you: blah blah blah...cannae tink o' nowt
Silly, little: fuckin cunt....ha ha
Tell me: a secret
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: yes wen i was 5 on my polly pocket bike(with stabelisers of course)wanted to find the black pearl
Pictured your crush naked: yes,fuckin yes yes
Skipped school: yes fuckin yes yes
Broken someone's heart: yes...oh dear
Been in love: tit off will ya... answered this shit b4
Cried when someone died: course i have...my heart isnt pure stone u know
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have:
Done something embarrassing: this is me were talkin bout...of course i fuckin have...theres that much i cant be arsed to put it down
Done a drug: pfft
Cried in school: yes i was bullied for bein a little bit fat,a little bit square and a little bit wierd...ha ha look at me now u fuckers!!2 out of 3 aint bad
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: an eye patch
Person You Hate Most: dont hate anyone....
Best Thing That Has Happened: meetin a jonny depp look-a-like....he its the closest im gonna get
Ice Cream: is a great tool 4 sex...especially neopolitan-3 motherfucking flavours in one heavenly tub!
WHO Makes you laugh the most: leroy
Makes you smile: my 2 beautiful nieces lala and amber
Has A Crush On You: oooh i shy!
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: jodie warner....she wud get it
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: hell no,she's a pirate...ruthless little bastard
Made out with JUST a friend?: yup
Kissed two people in the same day?: if u mean snogged...no...im no fuckin wench...if u mean just kissed,then yes...im a kissing machine!no one can escape!
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: pissin hell how very ruuuude u swwwwiiiines!!
Been rejected: . ha ha good one
Been in love?: oh my god
Been used?: probably...actually yes....bloody hell ur opening up sum fuckin wounds here u twats
Done something you regret?: nuff stuff...but u move on,learn and become a littl stronger
Cheated on someone?: yes...iv explaind all in a previous survey so piss off
Been called a tease: yup
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: myself....i do it all the god damn time
You talked to on the phone?: dad
You hugged?: tia wen i left work...shes so small i thought my belly had swallowed her
You instant messaged?: uh?instant?...am i thick?i dont get that...i txt msgd my fellow pirate...hes got me a present and im unsure of wot it is...beta be summat good...YEAH U HEARD ME JORD,IT BETA BE SUMMAT GOOD!!!
You kissed?: answered above....for fuck sake
You yelled at?: RRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!FUCKERRRRSSS!!....you
Who text messaged you?: hello jordan
Who broke your heart?: some twat
Who told you they loved you?: my fatherkins x
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