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Lyndi

I reject your reality, and substitute my own.

About Me

I grew up in a small shit-town of about 7 people. Spent 2 years at a college that wasn't much bigger before I realized what the hell I was doing. I moved to Australia and went to university there for 3½ years, but they really hate Americans so I left after graduating. When I started school again, I moved to a small city that often smells bad. Hopefully my education and the job I'm in now will get me the experience I need to move up in the world. Cuz I'd like to move somewhere nicer, warmer, cooler ;) and really start my life the way I'd like it to be.
I'm a bit of a dilettante et savant... by that I mean that I'm too smart for my own good but not smart enough to do anyone any good.. I can have any one of a hundred different personality types, though I tend to stick to sarcastic know-it-all. I spent most of my childhood as an introvert, but I've finally worked my way out of that. I'd prefer not to grow up. I'm a neat-freak but I'm dirty. I love to give people presents. I can probably burp louder than anyone else you know. I love to cook for people so they can tell me how good it is. I'm turned on by guys who can type fast. I pronounce it car-mel, not ca-ra-mel. I wear goggles when I chop onions. I never use "LOL" or its derivatives. At least 2 episodes of The Simpsons have made me cry. I'm not good with faces but I remember names. I believe that one should never let morals get in the way of a good joke.
I'm also quite Geekalicious... as you can see...

You are a Geek Girl!

You're competent, eccentric, and proud to be exactly who you are. It also helps that you're the smartest person you know. Meeting a guy is not a challenge for you, as long as you're willing to pull away from the computer. There's a ton of geek boys who are dying for a girl exactly like you.
What Kind of Girl Are You? Take The Quiz!
Alternately, you could tell me what you think: Johari or Nohari . Go ahead, I won't get mad!
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My Interests

movies · music · computers · cooking · travel · concerts · skiing · moving to San Diego · sharks · Mt. Dew · Australia · philosophical conversations · palm trees · Trivial Pursuit · Mochafrappacappacinos · puppydogs · downloading moviez cuz I'm 1337 as hell (fuck the MPAA!!) · sleeping · popcorn · Converse All-Stars · Triple J · tats & piercings · IMDb · Wicca · laughing · Star Wars Legos · VW buses · Ren Faires · Super Mario 3 · biology · old-school Nickelodeon · sexylosers.com · 50's style kitchens · blue · Hersheypark · IRC · hot wings w/ ranch · conspiracy theories · art supply stores · ghost stories · crowd surfing · swimming pools · neon lights · Italian food · giant inflatable Godzillas · questioning authority · saying "dude" entirely too much · bash.org · Jeopardy! · the sound of a summer baseball game on TV wafting to the porch outside · Halloween · wine tasting · DVD boxed sets · balconies · dead baby jokes · Williams' cheese fries · dreaming · nerds · sleeping on my comfy couch · daisies · barbecues · lizards · Hot Topic · guys who wear glasses · Bodyjam · knives · new technology · scented candles · astronomy · original Hubba Bubba bubble gum · shot glasses · stand-up comedy · making photo albums · reading · antidepressants · white t-shirts · Kraft Mac-&-Cheez · dinosaurs · hibiscuses (hibisci?) · walking in the woods · Superballs · shiny objects · trying new things · Mione's pizza w/ extra cheese · dancing on bars · summer thunderstorms

I'd like to meet:

How about someone who ISN'T in my "Extended Network"!! :-P

As far as guys go, I'm not really looking. But if you are any of the following, definitely don't bother cuz it ain't gonna happen:
· A baby-daddy
· Divorced
· Religious
· Conservative
· Republican
· Uneducated
· A smoker
· Homophobic
· NASCAR fan

Music:

punk, emo, etc. mostly.... oh and 80's hair bands of course...... Less Than Jake · Allister · Something Corporate · Bodyjar · Poison · Mötley Crüe · Ramones · Rancid · GN'R (≤1995) · FenixTX · Zebrahead · Michelle Branch · Dropkick Murphys · Cyndi Lauper · NFG · Beastie Boys (≤1993) · Monkees · Catch-22 · Enigma · Pearl Jam · Bon Jovi · Billy Joel · silverchair · Sprung Monkey · Get-Up Kids · Flogging Molly · Unwritten Law · Buck-O-Nine · Friendly · MxPx · Regurgitator · Yellowcard · Sugarcult · Ataris · Home Grown....

Movies:

View Askew films (esp. Clerks & Dogma) · psychological thrillers · horror · not big on chick-flicks · Idle Hands · Boondock Saints · Jaws & sequels · 12 Monkeys · Goonies · T2 · Usual Suspects · The Castle · Dazed & Confused · Billy Madison · Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas · Bill & Ted's · PCU · BTTF series · Fight Club · Lost Boys · Field of Dreams · The Matrix (first one ONLY!) · It · Final Destination · Indiana Jones · Being John Malkovich · Adaptation · Looking for Alibrandi · Forrest Gump · Angus · Spaceballs · The Truman Show · Jacob's Ladder · Pleasantville · A Christmas Story · Wag the Dog · Contact · Lion King · X2 · Waking Life · Trainspotting · Neverending Story · Poltergeist · Finding Nemo · Pet Semetary · Gattaca · Ghostbusters · Heathers · Empire Records · Dead Man on Campus · Arlington Road · Breakfast Club · Young Einstein · Tremors · Snatch & Lock Stock · Office Space · Freddy movies · Pump Up the Volume · Groundhog Day · Donnie Darko · Dumb & Dumber · Butterfly Effect · V for Vendetta...

Television:

CSI · Young Ones · Buffyverse · Firefly · The Daily Show · Comedy Central · ATHF · Simpsons · Family Guy · Wonderfalls · Dead Like Me · You Can't Do That on Television · Law & Order · Pete & Pete · X-Files (early seasons)...

Books:

anything except biographies · some fiction · horror · political (books that explore what a frikkin retard Bush is) · Conversations with God series · catching up on the classics that we never read in my ghetto highschool · been reading lots of nonfiction lately, stuff about people and society and neuroses and stuff
Artists Andy Warhol · Damien Hirst · Salvador Dali · Roy Lichtenstein · Rene Magritte · Marcel Duchamp · Cristo · Robert Smithson

Heroes:

Jon Stewart · Keith Olbermann · Larry Flynt · Heidi Fleiss · Sarah Connor (T2 only)

My Blog

Time to Go

It's done.  I'm doing it.  It's happening.No more talk.  No more bullshit.  No more wishing and wondering and waiting for the right time.  Making my own time.  The time is now.Plans are in progress.  ...
Posted by Lyndi on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:00:00 PST

Large cheese, hold the Sarin

I'm sure you've all heard about the New Jersey terrorist plot that unfolded the other week.  I'm actually surprised it wasn't splattered all over the news more than it was; I suppose a thwarted p...
Posted by Lyndi on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:28:00 PST

at the show...

If you read my previous blog, you'll know what show I was at: York Suburban put on "The Laramie Project."  We got there around 6:30, and a few people were out already, but not many.  I'd mad...
Posted by Lyndi on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:10:00 PST

Anti-anti-

Fred Phelps. You might not know the name, but you probably know his game. He's the leader of the Westboro Baptist Chuch in Kansas who travels, cult in tow, to funerals of gay folk, and protests with...
Posted by Lyndi on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:54:00 PST

another sitcom day

We'll start out with Saturday, where I woke up with pink eye. Yay. Though, now I had a good reason to finally get something for my bronchitis. I still don't have a local doctor (can you say "get me...
Posted by Lyndi on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:38:00 PST

can we put the fucking flags back up, please?

I mean, ex-president Gerald Ford's been dead, what.... 18 months now, and flags are STILL flying at half-mast? What's the deal there? Are we a nation in mourning? I really don't think so! I think ...
Posted by Lyndi on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:25:00 PST

Some people just need killin'

I watch Prison Break. Religiously. During tonight's ep, Sara Tancredi espacped from that Paul dude who was trying to drown her. She came at him with a hot iron - scorched 'im good - and got away. But ...
Posted by Lyndi on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:41:00 PST

The Tao of Thou

Upon browsing the internet today, as I do most workdays because I haven't much to do, I came across a webpage that's given me a more developed understanding of Humanism. In short, Humanism is a non-t...
Posted by Lyndi on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:06:00 PST

Rise to vote, sir.

When I was in elementary and high school, I never had to question my intelligence. I was the nerd, I was the geek, I was the genius. People looked to me for answers. They looked to me for tutelage....
Posted by Lyndi on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 05:44:00 PST

Teach me how to love!

During my last semester at Newie, I took an elective class on playing guitar. It was a beginner's class, just the basics, and I did really well. In fact it was the only HD I got my entire student ca...
Posted by Lyndi on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:54:00 PST