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Tamara

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

About Me

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Create your own at MyNiceSpace.comGrilled Cheese is the best thing ever invented, I like the smell of gasoline, and it takes 15 minutes just to blow dry my hair. I've never had a cavity in my life. Squirt cheese is fun to eat. The meaning of my name is "Palm Tree". (No joke) I play softball and drink beer, yet my nails are still manicured. I'm addicted to Sudoku and Cream Soda. I was in Girl Scouts for 11 years, meaning I can start a campfire and tie a knot. I've been sky diving, white water rafting, scuba diving, and even spent a week in the Boundry Waters. I never make my bed and I think flat sheets are pointless. I cross stitch for fun. (ha ha, ya right!) I think I have OCD, I hate odd numbers and I always skip over the last step on my stairs because it's number 13. I dabble in art, bake cookies, and know kung-foo. (Ok, the kung-foo part is a lie.) I suck at bowling but I like the shoes. I once went to Jackson Hole, WY, it was neat.

My Interests

Play softball in the summer. Love playing Texas Hold 'em and Blackjack. In my spare time I like to try on shoes, ride on the back of Harley's, and watch midget wrestling.

Music:

Anything goes.

Movies:

Lord of the Rings all time favorite. My guilty pleasure is Urban Cowboy. My new favorite movie is Clerks 2--almost the best movie ever made!

Television:

I'm addicted to Court TV and the Discovery channel.

Books:

Does Cosmopolitian count?

Heroes:

I once drove over an hour to Redwing for a wedding before I realized I only had one shoe on. Redwing Shoe Store is my hero.


My Blog

My Favorite: Jack Handey

Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts (SNL) I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. If you ever drop your k...
Posted by Tamara on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:24:00 PST

Murphy's Laws

Murphy's Laws Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong ...
Posted by Tamara on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:58:00 PST

Why aren't you married yet?

COMEBACKS FOR THE QUESTION, "WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED YET 1. You haven't asked yet. 2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. 3. What? And spoil my great sex life? 4. Nobody would believe...
Posted by Tamara on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:07:00 PST

Life's not a race

One of the best e-mails I've ever recieved, and I enjoyed it so much I thought I'd share it.  Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because theyhaven't thought about it...
Posted by Tamara on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 07:43:00 PST

*Clever eye catching title goes here*

I get off work today, I'm crabby and not feeling well, so I decide the best thing to do is stop at Target on my way home. Which is always a good idea when you feel like a family of tigers is trying to...
Posted by Tamara on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:22:00 PST