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Jon

TASTE THE STEEL. MAKE IT REAL. WHAT YOU FEEL.

About Me

DANNY THE EEL. CATCH MY SPIEL. BLUE NOT TEAL. NOW YOU KNEEL. SEX APPEAL. SECTS A-PEEL. HOT CONGEAL. BEG DON'T STEAL.Please e-mail/PM/IM me with your own suggestions. Frankly, I just love this stuff.

My Interests

I like that part when you get out of the shower and you're like - wait, should I really put my towel on my ass - and there's this part of you like - no, that's gross - but there's this other part of you that's like - dude, you just got out of the shower, it's fine - and there you are, wondering what's gonna happen and also wondering if you really should have gotten such light towels.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Clevon Little. I'd say, "Clevon, you were very good in Blazing Saddles and all that, but I have to ask - what do you hate more: your first name or your last name?"And then I'd just sit and wait to see what he says.

Music:

Electric Wizard, Depeche Mode, Nick Cave, J&MC, the Giraffes, the Affair, Tubeway Army, Brian Eno, Starlight Desperation, Spacemen 3, Black Sabbath, Eric Satie, Dizzee Rascal, Adam Ant, Beach Boys, Throbbing Gristle, Kraftwerk, Siouxsie, Shitmat, Dead Combo, Violent Onsen Geisha, MOoB, Pelican, and, you know, more

Movies:

yup. I just wish the Worldwide would open back up.

Television:

I'm waiting for a good documentary about umbrellas

Books:

catalogs!

Heroes:

just for one day