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Kahla

Steven Seagal is a hotty. Love that ponytail!

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI have just finished a Masters in Creative Writing at Leeds Uni, which automatically means I am an incredibly intelligent and rather brilliant person. But now I have to find a proper job, which sends me to the very depths of despair. There isn't much call for Creative Writers in the world of- gulp - work. Bugger. I am ginger, which is cool.
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?
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Name: Kahla
Birthday: 29th September 1981
Birthplace: Newcastle man!
Current Location: An attic in Leeds
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: Ginger. Yes, I'm one of those
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Lord of the Realm
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops - like anyone cares.
Your Weakness: Giving my heart to people who won't give it back. And rum
Your Fears: Taking surveys about myself... noooooooooooooo!
Your Perfect Pizza: Goats cheese and sundried tomatoes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: contentment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't have instant messanger. But HATE the phrase lol. With a passion. Die lol die!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Bleurgh
Your Best Physical Feature: my knuckles
Your Bedtime: 7 pm
Your Most Missed Memory: cuddles in the park
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: any when hungover. None in normal mental state
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: do not insult the glory of tea by icing it.
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: latte
Do you Smoke: No. I spit on smokers in the street
Do you Swear: occassionally a naughty word or two has been known to pass my lips
Do you Sing: all the time, loudly and out of tune
Do you Shower Daily: no I am a sweaty minger
Have you Been in Love: yes and it nearly killed me dead
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: in what sense? I believe I am real and not a projection of my fevered imagination
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: hell no!
Do you get along with your Parents: brilliantly
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: many
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: ner
In the past month have you been on Drugs: maybe
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I live in England. We have shopping centres
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Ner
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ner
In the past month have you been on Stage: Ar
In the past month have you been Dumped: Ner
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No sadly not
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yesh
Ever been called a Tease: Again, yes
Ever been Beaten up: nein
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Everywhere. Apart from places I might be killed
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Slim
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: What ever? 14,327
Number of CDs I own: 40 or so
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None (so I tell myself)
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My Interests

Lots of stuff. Drink, dance, reading, sledging, so on so forth...

I'd like to meet:

Nice people who are nice
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Mary Muffmuncher What's Your Porn Star Name?
You Belong in London
You belong in London, but you belong in many cities... Hong Kong, San Francisco, Sidney. You fit in almost anywhere.
And London is diverse and international enough to satisfy many of your tastes. From curry to Shakespeare, London (almost) has it all! What European City Do You Belong In?

Music:

Most music is great, but I'm not into trance or anything that you can't dance properly to. And of course, The Hoff!!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Some Like It Hot, Mary Poppins (or anything with Dick van Dyke in)
Myspace Cursors

Television:

Diagnosis Murder. 'Nuff said
Your Pirate Name Is...
Captain Firecrotch What's Your Pirate Name?

Books:

My Family and Other Animals, To Kill a Mockingbird, Cider with Rosie, Lord of the Rings, the Bunny Suicides.
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Power Protector
Your Superpower is Gadgets
Your Weakness is Cowboys
Your Weapon is Your Ether Revolver
Your Mode of Transportation is Cow What's your Superhero Name?

Heroes:

David 'godly god' Hasselhoff, Dick 'mockney' van Dyke, William 'I'll do anything for cash' Shatner.
Your Old Fashioned Name Is...
Wilmot Throckmorton What's Your Old Fashioned Name?

My Blog

Fooked

My mood is not actually quixotic at all, I just like the word. My actual mood is FUCKED OFF! Less than 3 weeks and 14,000 words to write. Plus all the redrafting when I realise I have written 14,000 w...
Posted by Kahla on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:19:00 PST

Oooh

Just trying out the blog thing. I'm sooooo incompetant!
Posted by Kahla on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:19:00 PST