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About Me

..Yes, as a matter of fact I am The Green Cheese. And as you might have heard I'm the greatest thing walking in the GBHCW today! The Dunn County Areas own backyard harcore wrestling!I guess I'm a simple soul who enjoys long walks on the beach, sampling gallons of wine, and beating people over the head with flaming objects (excluding myself, I can't hit someone with myself you silly goose)If you'd like to meet me, or get an autograph there are plenty of events, signings, and special apperences I make, usually in Menomonie cuz the shit is closer. And since I get mistaken for a clown so much I will also make apperences at birthday parties for 5 bucks or a six pack of mountain creek! For more information, just fuckin hit me up you think I got a life? I'm a masked wrestler for christ's sake ( shit, he's dead isn't he?) Well then we'll have to use the closest person. Mr. Jesus Peterson, He's my manager and he's very sexy, I wish I could fuck the shit out of him everyday of my life for the rest of it, but unfortunetly, he's into chicks.

My Interests

Wrestling, Cheese, beer, GBHCW, Being the master of the cheeseifiction powerbomb .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

..I have plenty of people I'd like to meet. I'd like to meet more wrestlers, wrestling fans, elton john, and I wouldnt mind getting to know a few bottles of jack daniels every morning for the rest of my life!

Music:

Death Metal, Elton John, and I enjoy hearing myself sing my cheeseaby's in shower.. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

God Is in the T.v

Books:

I use a computer program to translate human langauge, It don't work so well with paper

Heroes:

ME!! Who the fuck needs heroes? I AM THE GREEN CHEESE POPULAR SUPERHERO WRESTLING SUPTERSTAR AND ILLEGAL KANSAS CITY GAY PIMP!

My Blog

My condition

I won't lie to you and tell you I am doing alright. My manager has been at my hospital bedside for the past week feeding me through a straw. He came all the way back from San Jaun, Puerto Rico to chec...
Posted by The Green Cheese on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:18:00 PST

May 26th, I'm coming for bacon!

Greetings from Japan! The event got pushed back a month because I had a bit of a problem at the airport and couldn't make it on April 28th. So I just decided to tell them to shove it and do it on May ...
Posted by The Green Cheese on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:17:00 PST

More fan mail..

The mail is in, lets sing a gay song about a mailbox.. oh, thats been copyrighted.. nevermind..Dear Green Cheese, I am not a fan of yours, I fucking hate you with every inch of my body and wish ...
Posted by The Green Cheese on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:21:00 PST

A Cheesetastic Blog.

I deeply apologize for my lack of posting. There is a certain zone you get into when your dreaming about championship gold and I got into that trance for over a month now. My strength is increasing by...
Posted by The Green Cheese on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:10:00 PST

Oh Cheesetopia!!!

Well It can't be that great (and annoying) Oh Canada! Song people love so dearly. But I kind of noticed my planet doesn't really have a national anthem. I'm not exactly sad about this aspect either. I...
Posted by The Green Cheese on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:23:00 PST

Bigger than K-Fed

What? He's a pretty short dude if you ask me. Naw I recently became an internet celebrity this week. Big Deal, I just want to go back to my home planet...Cheesetopia, you earthlings have no idea how b...
Posted by The Green Cheese on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:52:00 PST

Disco Is Dead?

I'm shocked and apalled at this recent information I received from my manager here is a message from him earlier this week. From Mr. Jesus Peterson: Cheese, how's it going, my main man, my priz...
Posted by The Green Cheese on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:31:00 PST

Sex and Violence In Mexico

So I've been in mexico these past few months since my loss at BackYard Beatdown. Sipping down all these apple martinis has really put a fire under my ass, and not just from the hangover shits. So many...
Posted by The Green Cheese on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:16:00 PST

More freakin fan mail

This next letter is from Sally Lou Pippersnickle and She writes:Dear Mr. Green Cheese,Are you really an alien? I've been curious ever since I saw you at the Gigantic Star War's 3 premier in Menomonie,...
Posted by The Green Cheese on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST

The incredible flying japanese devil owl

Few have ever seen angels. But few also can look into the mirror when I take my mask off and see this face. The pure omnipotent one, staring back at you. It can almost take your breathe away. Luckily,...
Posted by The Green Cheese on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:46:00 PST