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Stranger Danger!

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

About Me

I have A.D.D. and I’m a perfectionist. I tend to use the word “fuck” pretty freely but that doesn’t mean I’m uneducated, I just believe it adds an emphasis unlike any other. I have an adamant hatred for pretty much all neon colors along with the colors orange and yellow. Rue and oblivion are two of my favorite words in existence. I hate peach flavored things and I tend to crack lame jokes. I can usually tell if I’ll ever be willing to trust someone after the first forty seconds of meeting them. I’m horribly allergic to cinnamon and generally dislike the use of Ebonics. From the bottom of my heart I believe in the theory that shit happens; it happens to all people, and will their entire lives, so accept that it’s happened to you and move along. That’s one of the tragedies of being human; you can open a medicine bottle but you’ll never be able to make everyone happy, and they’ll never be able to make you happy, 100% of the time.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

The absurd and those with an odd sense of humor.

Music:

Candlebox, Cracker, Soul Asylum, Oasis, Everclear, Fool's Garden, Foo Fighters, Goldfinger, Goo Goo Dolls, Rise Against, REM, Sam Cooke, Silverchair, Something Corporate, Sublime, Crossfade, Default, Live, Lifehouse, Marcy Playground, Nirvana, Eve 6, Mindless Self Indulgence, Green Day, Offspring, Matchbox 20, Beatles, Collective Soul, Train, Tonic, Union Underground, Tool, Unwritten Law, Simon and Garfunkle, Tom Petty, OK Go, Temple Of The Dog, Alphaville, All American Rejects, Alexi Murdoch, Alice In Chains, Aqualung, Bush, Bright Eyes, Jude, James Blunt, Freezepop, Fall Out Boy, Garbage, Verve Pipe, Pearl Jam, Wallflowers, White Stripes, Tantric, Sonic Youth, Stabbing Westward, Howard Jones, Filter, Eagles, Ellis Paul, Eiffle 65, Dropkick Murphys, Dope, Dry Kill Logic, Boxcar Racer, Brand New, Augustana, Better Than Ezra, Breaking Benjamin, A Perfect Circle, Plumb, Dramarama, and various other groups.

Movies:

The Boondock Saints, Gangs of New York, Pirates of the Caribbean, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Truman Show, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Dogma, Mallrats, Crybaby, Cecil B. Demented, Nightmare Before Christmas, Monsters Inc., Serial Mom, Pecker, Hairspray, Polyester, Big Fish, Sleepy Hollow, Beetle Juice, Waiting, Donnie Darko, Stay, Garden State, I Heart The Huckabees, The Illusionist, Mirror Mask, Employee Of The Month. Honestly I like a lot of movies that other people get annoyed with because the plot jumps around constantly and they can't follow it.

My Blog

HAH


Posted by Mir-fucking-anda on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:54:00 PST

A poem that I found and enjoy.

COURAGECourage isn't a brilliant dash,A daring deed in a moment's flash;It isn't an instantaneous thingBorn of despair with a sudden springIt isn't a creature of flickered hopeOr the final tug at a sl...
Posted by Mir-fucking-anda on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:41:00 PST

HAW FUCKING HAW!

So I think through a lack of sleep and an overly open Brazilian man I've figured out why so many strange old men try and hit on me with obscene comments on MySpace. It's my screen name; they assume t...
Posted by Mir-fucking-anda on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 06:57:00 PST

Bottled water and cherry flavored hatred.

After a long day and being in a rather odd state of mind it occurs to me that perhaps I should leave a list of things that are to be hated or at least found greatly annoying in my opinion. All of...
Posted by Mir-fucking-anda on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:20:00 PST

As it turns out...

... my brain is actually melting, and in the process is causing me to die from the horrible headache it causes.
Posted by Mir-fucking-anda on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:25:00 PST

Son of a whore...

I don't actually have anything to say other than I want to go to X-Fest this year because they have a good line-up.. but I'm poor and don't drive so I'm screwed, lol, damn me. See... dazzling line-up...
Posted by Mir-fucking-anda on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:56:00 PST

Maud Muller is just that fucking awesome.

My favorite poem.. just because I can post it. Maud Muller by John Greenleaf Whittier   MAUD MULLER, on a summer's day, Raked the meadows sweet with hay.   Beneath her torn hat glowed the ...
Posted by Mir-fucking-anda on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 09:14:00 PST

HAH Fuckers

As it turns out I can only take so much bullshit before I return to my abnormal acting self. Luckily I reached that point sometime after midnight and woke up oddly perky today. This means the strange ...
Posted by Mir-fucking-anda on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:14:00 PST

Just that bored.

1. EVER GIVEN OR BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?Yes, but that's in the past now. 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?Longer than it should have been.3. LAST PERSON YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH?Didn't feel the same way. 4...
Posted by Mir-fucking-anda on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:10:00 PST

Yeah.. I'm impressionable.

I've discovered that I'm the sort of person that commercials were meant for. If the commercial is dazzling or possibly loud enough there is a very good chance that I'm going to want whatever product i...
Posted by Mir-fucking-anda on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:09:00 PST