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Vampire Peacock Slayer

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

A recent wave of vampires has swept across the whole of Staten Island and is slowly creeping towards the east. In this new world of terror, it will take a hero to save humanity from total devastation. Vampires disguised as peacocks............... does it seem impossible? It's not. They are taking this clever form in order to make any man who tries to kill them look like a brutal killer of innocent animals. But I will stand up and kill every last peacock until humanity is saved. Will you stand with me?

My Interests

You....and what's inside of you.

I'd like to meet:

Kirsten Dunst and Christina Aguileraa

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Music:

The Dresden Dolls (i love you amanda palmer), Radiohead, The Faceless, Between The Buried And Me, Dillinger Escape Plan, Eminem (only his first 2 albums), Deftones, The Prodigy, Imogen Heap, Cradle of Filth, God Forbid, BoySetsFire, Muse, Glassjaw, Tool, Tori Amos, Sia, Converge, Poison the Well, Dido, Zao, Nine Inch Nails, A Perfect Circle, AFI, and if i write anymore i'll have one of those music lists that you look at and say "holy fuck, that's such a long list i'm not even going to START reading it"

Movies:

Pan's Labyrinth -(if it is possible to be in love with a movie, i am deeply in love with this one) American Beauty, A Beautiful Mind, 28 Days Later, 25th Hour, The Exorcist, American History X, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (even the remake and the new one : ) Hostel, anything that's either thought provoking, inspiring or filled with lots of intense mega-violence, blood, gore, entrails and lots of squishy, gross meaty sounds.

Television:

Six Feet Under, Mythbusters, Forensic Files, Spongebob, South Park,

Books:

1984, Animal Farm, The Stand, Gerald's Game, Bag of Bones, Franz Kafka, Welcome to the Monkey House, American Psycho, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy, Spook, Stiff, Prozac Nation, and my favorite work of fiction....The Bible.

Heroes:

In a world filled with heroes only one man set out to save himself. (quick zoom to scene of me throwing myself out of the way of a moving train having been tied to the tracks only seconds before imminent death) Newspaper headline: "Local Hero Saves Self". "you know, i'm just a man out there trying to survive. i don't expect any praise, i just did what any decent human would do in the siuation. I knew i was in danger and i knew i had to act". Reporter: "wow, spoken like a true hero. New york's bravest".

My Blog

Why is everyone such a fucking tough guy??

Everywhere I go everyone is in such a fucking horrible mood. I inch out into the road a little bit so I can see if anyone is coming around the corner....creeping....slowly..... THEN from out of a nowh...
Posted by Vampire Peacock Slayer on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:13:00 PST

Money Money Money Money MONEY FUCKING MONEY

With this sub-prime mortgage care lender you'll never pay out of pocket for at least 90 days with 0 money down and 19% APR financing a reliable 401K to protect you and your loved ones from fraud with ...
Posted by Vampire Peacock Slayer on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:18:00 PST

I haven't blogged in a while....Here you are friends!!!!!

Hello friends. I hope at this time that you are all having the lovliest of lives. I just happened to stumble upon one of those, "my life is the most horrible thing ever so i'm gonna whine about it on ...
Posted by Vampire Peacock Slayer on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST

I deleted nine friends : ( What a shame.

Hello there blog readers!!! I know you're all just DYING to know what the fuck I do with every minute of my life!! Well tonight I just deleted nine of my "friends" because I was looking at my friends ...
Posted by Vampire Peacock Slayer on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST

I hate police officers

Why is it that everytime i get pulled over, the fucking asshole police officer always accuses me of being on drugs? I DON'T FUCKING DO DRUGS.......very often. But still, I'm never on drugs when i driv...
Posted by Vampire Peacock Slayer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My first "Blog"

I don't know what blog means. I'm thinking it's a combination of "log", as in a log that you would keep for yourself, and maybe....... bizzomb, as in the ghetto version of bomb. Perhaps this log is th...
Posted by Vampire Peacock Slayer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST