condomology 101 |
Condomology 101.......
> >Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12 .......
> >
> >A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. They happen to
>walk by the condom display, and the boy a...
Posted by Manny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Businessman's Lucky Seat |
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks ...
Posted by Manny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Fresh Meat |
One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks for twenty dollars to buy meat.
"Are you crazy?" says the husband, who pulls her over to a mirror. "Let me show you something? This twenty-dollar bill...
Posted by Manny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
IR (Indian Reservation) |
In an Indian Reservation (IR) the Big Chief (BC)can not get an erection so the bodyguard (FBI or fucking big indian) went to to see the white doctor(WD). The FBI said to the WD that BC can not get it ...
Posted by Manny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Breakfast at Tiffany's |
VERSE1:
You say we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we're falling apart
You say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
But I know you just don't ...
Posted by Manny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
On my Own Les Miserables |
And now I'm all alone again
Nowhere to turn, no one to go to
Without a home without a friend
Without a face to say hello to
And now the night is near
I can make believe he's here
Sometim...
Posted by Manny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
