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Handy Andy E.

And I was falling apart at the seams, holding my breath just to breathe...

About Me

I am happiest when I am in the kitchen whipping up some sort of culinary delight. I love my pug in spite of the fact that he snores and sheds all over the place. If I could I would live on a diet of beer and hot wings. I hate big pickup trucks and the people who drive said automobiles. I can be a pain in the ass at times, and its a full time job for my friends to keep me in check. I'm one of those people who will do just about anything for just about anyone. For my true friends, I would walk to the ends of the Earth to guarantee a shred of their happiness. Music is my solace, and I find peace in everything from Mozart to Wycleff Jean to Rob Zombie. I hate mustard, shallowness and fakeness in people, bright lights, and when parents let their children watch me at work. My trust is something that will be very hard for you to earn. Finally, I'm single and I hate it, but yet I'm not going to come close to settling or sacrificing who I am for any random girl who can't treat me the way I deserve to be treated...[if !IE] ..[endif]
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Your Birthdate: August 20
Your birth on the 20th day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, and intuition to your reading.
The 2 energy provided here is very social, allowing you to make friends easily and quickly.
Yet you are apt to have a rather nervous air in the company of a large group.
You have a warmhearted nature and emotional understanding that constantly seeks affection.
You are very prone to become depressed and moody, as emotions can turn inward and cause anxiety and mental turmoil.
It can be hard for you to bounce back to reality when depression sets in.
When things are going well, you can go just as far the other way and become extremely affectionate. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

My favorite things... Cooking, Gambling (either on a poker table or a pool table) sleeping, watching movies, my little buddy Captain Chaos: Attack Pug, coffee, chewy chocolate chip cookies, golf (either playing, watching, or on PS2), playing my guitars and keyboard, gummi worms and spicy gummy bears, writing, hanging with my friends, hanging with my mom and sisters, soul searching, swearing, drinking beer, ranting on endlessly about totally benign stuff, running amuck, and anything else that comes up. mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src='' enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" style='display:none' AUTOSTART='True'

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't afraid to eat my cooking or drink a beer with me other than Bud Light or Coors Light. Anyone who is capable about caring about another human being and/or the world more than what's in a 2 foot bubble that surrounds them. Anyone who isn't afraid to laugh, even if its at themself. Anyone who isn't afraid to learn more about something they don't know about. Anyone who isn't afraid to love and be loved in return.
You scored as Skater. Your A Skater!

Skater


70%

Rocker, Mosher


65%

Goth


60%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


35%

Emo


20%

Prepy


20%

Trendy


15%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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Music:

Lacuna Coil, Devil Doll, Fozzy, Van Halen, Meatloaf, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Hawthorne Heights, Red, Three Days Grace, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Spoon, Goldfinger, Common, Fort Minor, Jimmy Eat World, Cobra Starship,The Ramones, Panic! at the Disco, The Hush Sound, Linkin Park, The Shins, Rihanna, The Smiths, The Decemberists, The Killers, Taking Back Sunday, +44, Social Distortion, Big D and the Kids Table, The Sounds, Apocalyptica, Fallout Boy, Sean Kingston, HIM, My Chemical Romance, Scotch Greens, Paramore, Rob Zombie, The Fray, Disturbed, Motion City Soundtrack, Foo Fighters, and the greatest bands on earth, Mindless Self Indulgence, AFI, Breaking Benjamin, I Hate Kate, and Nightwish. I'm not a huge hip-hop fan but some of it is growing on me, and I can't stand country.

Movies:

Pump Up the Volume, The Big Lebowski, High Fidelity (anything John Cusack for that matter) Boondock Saints, A Beautiful Mind, Death To Smoochy, Lilo and Stitch, Finding Nemo, Garden State, Miracle. I'm a big movie buff so the list can go on and on. My favorite movies are those that aren't made to be good, but are anyway. For me, big budget flicks are rentals. I'm also a sucker for the supposed "chick flick" but don't tell anyone. Its a secret... ..

Television:

Stargate SG-1 is the poo. Richard Dean Anderson is as cool as he ever was when he was on Macguyver and he's not sporting the sad sad mullet or trying to get us to believe that he could blow up a car with an ink pen and some bubble gum. Just about any Sci-fi rocks my world. I'm not a geek though. I'm a cool sci-fi junkie... Really... ..

Books:

Uncle John's Bathroom Readers are a must have. I've read 2 of them and they've changed my life. They're just so full of useless info that you'd never know you didn't know much less know you needed to know. ..

Heroes:

The noble knights of Iron Chef... They're all straight up mad-men. Especially the token Italian guy. Anyone who can take a tank of live octopuses and make them into 5 gourmet dishes in an hour??? They've got my vote. I'm not sure, but I think I may have a man crush on all the Iron Chefs. PORK FAT RULES!!! ..

My Blog

The Way it Works

Its time for a change...  For a long time a lot of people have been treating me pretty badly, and I have been putting up with it.  In the end I have been run down far enough that I can't do ...
Posted by Handy Andy E. on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 02:32:00 PST

Am I Really That Sick???

Howdy-doody, my eager readers.  Its been a while...  I hope all's well in the world of the moderately sane.  Sorry its been so long since I've provided you all with a new "Andy ins...
Posted by Handy Andy E. on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:03:00 PST

Excessive Free Time

So boys and girls, The Yeti is back.  I hit a bit of a road bump a  while back and WHOA BUDDY I'd just as soon not repeat that one.  It was nasty.  No worries though, I'm still ali...
Posted by Handy Andy E. on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 06:58:00 PST

P.C. is for assholes

Ho, ho, ho, deck the halls with a load of crap.  Have I ever explained just how much I hate the holidays.  Actually I hate all holidays in general.  In my mind there are only two holida...
Posted by Handy Andy E. on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 02:05:00 PST

For My Lady

This one's for my lady... If I had a hammer I'd build a house for two; And if I had a sailing ship I'd take a trip with you; And if I had a poet's hand I'd write a verse for thee; And if I had a paint...
Posted by Handy Andy E. on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:53:00 PST

American Divulgences

So I'm back...  Finally a new rant to lay out there for you, my eager readers.  I don't know if I'm just my old tragically glib self today or if (as usual) the American culture left me an op...
Posted by Handy Andy E. on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 03:36:00 PST

Insect humor

At long last a new blog entry.  I haven't been up to my humerous self lately so what I've had to say has been kind of dry and didn't need to be put in here.  This one's good though.  To...
Posted by Handy Andy E. on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 10:31:00 PST

My own intervention

Hi I'm Andy, and I'm a Pepsiholic. (hi Andy) Its been, uh, 9 days since my last pepsi. I think for the most part, I'm doing ok. I still get the shakes and stuff sometimes, but I'm coping. I start...
Posted by Handy Andy E. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Reborn into commercialism

I'm very angry at the world today... Lots of reasons why. To start with, I get my W-2 the other day and find that the government has taken just over 2 Grand of my hard earned money. no biggie, I'll...
Posted by Handy Andy E. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Inappropriate protocol

So I've come up with a new philosophy on personal etiquette. I think its a good one. Perhaps some day I'll write a book about it. Starting today... Just to forwarn people this does kind of involve juv...
Posted by Handy Andy E. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST