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Steph

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About Me

... is my name. With the prefix 'The'.
You scored as 10th Doctor.

10th Doctor


83%

4th Doctor


75%

1st Doctor


67%

5th Doctor


67%

6th doctor


58%

3rd doctor


50%

2nd doctor


42%

7th Doctor


42%

a Dalek


42%

8th Doctor


42%

Davros


33%

9th Doctor


25%
What Doctor Who character are You?
created with QuizFarm.com I'm the sexiest Doctor. Although Sylvester McCoy had his own impish charm. Dear Mr. Chessington-Howe-Foxworth, Thank you for returning my manuscript and your enclosed nasty nimminy-pimminy little note. I am afraid your letter is most unsuitable for me at the present time, as I've just spent the entire weekend writing the novel that you have summarily rejected. I can only assume it is company policy to reject all manuscripts not submitted in ten-foot-high Braille. And yes, I am aware that it is traditionally bad form to respond to any kind of criticism or rejection, but in this as with all else I am an innovator; therefore I may freely address you as 'PISS-MIDGET'. Still, there's still time for you to change your views and I think you will when we meet, and meet we most assuredly will, when I suck out your eyes and use them as stoppers for my ears to muffle the screams you will make as I headbutt you into a fine paste. I do hope you will not be disheartened by your sudden, violent death. Yours Faithfully, Bernard Black.
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

Mr Darcy. Subway. Shoes.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Interpol, Nick Cave, the Arcade Fire, Dresden Dolls, Camera Obscura, the White Stripes, Lloyd Cole, Janis Joplin, PJ Harvey, Pixies, Idlewild, Beth Orton, the Divine Comedy, Futureheads, the Velvet Underground, Nina Simone, Beck, Suzanne Vega, Talking Heads, Ella Fitzgerald, Semisonic, Belle & Sebastian, Editors, Elvis Costello, tindersticks, the magic numbers, the Cure, T'Pau!, the Flaming Lips, J.S.Bach, Morrissey, Kate Bush, the Clash.

Movies:

Brief Encounter Withnail and I, Quills, Le Fabuleux destin d'Amlie Poulain, This Is Spinal Tap, Romeo & Juliet, The Breakfast Club, Say Anything, La Vita Bella, Shaun of the Dead, the Producers (original!), High Fidelity, Shirley Valentine, 4 Weddings and a Funeral, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Breakfast Club, My Girl, Pretty Woman, Ghostbusters 1 AND 2, Grosse Pointe Blank, the Actors, and er... Titanic.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Black Books, Doctor Who, I'm Alan Partridge, Top Gear, 15 Storeys High, MythBusters, Blackadder, 24, Sex and the City, Peep Show, Spaced, QI, the League of Gentlemen, Have I Got News For You, Desperate Housewives, the Armando Iannucci shows, and you can't beat a bit of Corrie.

Books:

Les Miserables, Pride & Prejudice, Lanark, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Madame Bovary, The Unconsoled, Keep the Aspidistra Flying, Wuthering Heights, Immortality, Chocolat, Catcher in the Rye, Persuasion,Yes Man, American Psycho, On the Road, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy Gentleman, Wide Sargasso Sea, Lucas, Infinite Jest, Jane Eyre, 1984, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Jude the Obscure, Life After God

Heroes:

My Blog

Pride, Prejudice and the 'alternative ending'.

Hallo. Pride and Prejudice (2005 version) is terrible. The alternative ending: Darcy and Elizabeth sit in their underwear outside making sickly, corny declarations of love to each other. What happened...
Posted by Steph on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 11:46:00 PST

Exams are over... it's time to talk about ME, not Jock Young.

A - Available: That depends entirely on what for.A - Age: 19A - Annoyance: None really. But there is quite a sexy chef on the Saturday Kitchen and I don't know his name. Not Gary Rhodes.B - Best Frien...
Posted by Steph on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:53:00 PST

Dylan.

Ah, Dylan. How I love thee. I don't really know how to write a blog entry that isn't shamelessly fangirly. So I shan't bother at all. All you need to know is that he was the embodiment of all that is...
Posted by Steph on Fri, 19 May 2006 04:38:00 PST

Prepare for some quizzage.

Let's see how much you have changed3 YEARS AGO TODAY:How old were you?: Sixteen What grade year were you in?: Lower 6th/year 12 Where did you go to school?: Yateley Sixth Form/House of Pain Where did ...
Posted by Steph on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:53:00 PST

Porno Gil

It's warm. WARM. Who knew that Lancaster could reach temperatures of a nearly burning twenty degrees Celsius? Certainly not me. And unfortunately I've spent much of this heat wave indoors, writing fri...
Posted by Steph on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:56:00 PST

Maths failure.

10 FAVORITESFlower: tulips or poppiesDrink: WINEMovie: Withnail and I/The PianistColor: greenSport: rounders.Mall: Crabtree Valley! So many Subways and trips to PacSunMusic: Elvis CostelloFood: Chocol...
Posted by Steph on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:06:00 PST

do-do-do-do-do-do-do-woooooaaaoooooh

The new series of Doctor Who (10th incarnation David McSexyDonald aka Tennant) starts Saturday, BBC One, 7:15pm. BE THERE. In case you're interested, he and his dad were also on Ready, Steady Cook tod...
Posted by Steph on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:33:00 PST

Bookish.

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/littocggm.jpg">>You're Love in the Time of Cholera!by Gabriel Garcia MarquezLike Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty bysleeping with as many people a...
Posted by Steph on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 04:26:00 PST

Alright, get out all you time wasting bastards.

I'm going to see Dylan Moran. Need I say more?
Posted by Steph on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 01:08:00 PST

BAD DAY.

Not like the sodding Daniel Powter song. I hate today. Tell it to go away and bring back something more beneficial.
Posted by Steph on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 08:15:00 PST