Bitter, snarky, elitist, alternately vain/overcriticising, semi-pessimistic, sometimes psychotic, reclusive, obsessive-compulsive, detached goth-bitca-suicidegirl fangirly writer who adores material possessions far more than people, has serious word-related issues, two gravelings, a sad, sad, sad geek & villain obsession, numerous fictional crushes, and is desperate to relive her pseudo-cinematic glory days.
That is all. Or maybe not.
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"Listen, not a year goes by--not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent--conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!"
++:: DISCLAIMER ::++
I'm much nicer online than I am in RealLife(tm). For several reasons. I don't have to worry that you'll inconvenience me, I only have to reply if I wish, and I only interact with you when I want. These things make me happy.
This is copied off my Livejournal. (I only added it because I like profiles to be finished...yanno, OCD & all.) I don't post here so much, but I read. I opened this thing because Thorin asked me to and I had a problem with the word NO that day. I may not even log into this thing ever again. But I probably will, because it has reconnected me to some nifty people. If you really want to get ahold of me (and if so wtf is wrong with you?) send me an email. Eisdamme AT tampabay DOT rr DOT com.
I'm not Christian. I have no problems with Christians. I have very little problem with any religion, as long as it isn't shoveled at me in smelly, steaming heaps. Actually, I like making fun of religion...even my own, because ultimately, it's pretty freaky and weird. Me? I'm an ecclectic witch with a leaning toward hoodoo & demonolatry and have an interest (not belief) in Theistic Satanism.
I sometimes make fun of everything. Including myself. If something's in bad taste, I often find it terribly funny. And I like it that way.
I like a whole buttload of things (buttload sounds better than plethora) which really makes for confusion, as some of them are in opposition with each other, and all of them fragment my time and interests so that I can't spend anough time just doing one thing.
I love all things Erotic(tm), but I'm not a big fan of sex. Orgasms are kind of boring. It probably goes along with the whole fact that I don't much like people, and generally you need people for that sort of thing. Unless you don't. Really. I'd rather play a videogame or some other such nonsense. Words are my sex. Music is my foreplay. Prose is my orgasm (well, better than a physical one). Fictional sex is okay for me because it's Fictional. All of my lasting loves are fictional, because real people just piss me off. I write erotica, I read erotica, but please, keep your dangly (and non dangly parts) the hell away from me. (Also, your parts & sanity will thank you!)
I crush on Fictional people all the time. This, however, does NOT mean I believe that they are real. In fact, some of my beliefs have been known to change on a daily basis.
I don't fight it, I just go with it.
A lot of shitty things have happened to me. Know what? Shitty stuff happens everyday to everyone, and I guaran-goddamn-tee you that there are umpteen bazillion people that have it way worse than me.
That doesn't make me feel any better, but it's true.
I've seen alot of death, it's made me wonder which person I know is gonna drop off next, it makes me view everything as transitory, because they are/it is, and stuff always ends.
My likes, dislikes, and almost everything about me that isn't a phobia is made up of fragments of characters I write about. if I like something it's because it reminds me of or evokes something I've made up in mah crazy little noggin.
I'm cool with it.
I'm Hypervigilant. It sucks. But it ain't fatal, just a pain in the ass. So. When I get drained after having a three minute conversation with you IRL, don't take it personally, cause it's not personal. Or go ahead, take it personally....but it's still not personal.
I'm a Gawwwwth. By default. I've been in and out of the 'scene' since the mid 80's. That doesn't make me cool, it just makes me in my thirties. Because my parents happened to fuck in the early seventies. I don't really give a flying fuck about labels, but people like to label, so fuck it. I'll collect labels, too. Here are a few: Goth. Witch. Asshole. Recluse. Ecclectic. Bisexual. Asexual. Antisocial. Obsessive-Compulsive. Schizotypal. And fuck you, you're just gonna die anyway.
I am completely oversensitive. I take everything personally in ways that only a fellow CrazyPerson(tm) can concieve of. Of course, I will never tell you this. It's one of those things that you pretty much only have to deal with if you know me Offline. And in that case, I seriously pity you. (And probably owe you a set of earplugs)
I'm more moved by the written word than by actual physical contact, spoken words and whathaveyou. Which is why bad writing really jerks my chain. I poke fun at bad Sue!fic (I've hardly ever seen good Sue!age). I used to write Sues. About twenty years ago. they, too, were BAD. But at least I knew how to use apostrophes.
I'm more moved by the written word than by actual physical contact, spoken words and whathaveyou. Which is why bad writing really jerks my chain. I poke fun at bad Sue!fic (I've hardly ever seen good Sue!age). I used to write Sues. About twenty years ago. they, too, were BAD. But at least I knew how to use apostrophes. Dude. I STILL write Sues, but I keep em to myself.....mostly. And the bulk of what I write I'll never post because (hello PARANOID!) and also, I'm trying to publish in the nearish future...why would I cover the intarweb thingy with literary spooge?
I love making fun of Netspeak. I love words, period.
I have several domains ( like everyone else ) and maintain a shitload of Fanlistings . I compulsively spend money I don't have. I collect strange psychoses and illnesses. I have so many quirks (and I don't mean the endearing kind) it would take a whole page to list. I also have Carpal Tunnel & Tendonitis so I'm not going to do that. And, no one really fucking cares. Including me.
I've been working on the same novels for 20+ years. Someday, I will finish them.
I am a hypocrite.
I used to be a compulsive liar, but now I am not. Tell me, am I lying?
I tell the truth 99.9 percent of the time now, and I find that it has gotten me in more trouble than lying. Oh well.
I archive and save everything.
The only reason I am typing this is because I am at bored. Avoiding, you know...life.
I am childfree and I like it that way. Kids freak me out, man. However, I don't hate you because you have kids, I probably don't hate your kids, and I don't think I'm better than you because of it.
I am a massive RP junkie. I used to play D&D, AD&D, Powers & Perils, various Whitewolf-ness and the like. I mostly RP through email now, although I do randomly post in a few Livejournal RPs.
There's another RP too, but that's a secret. No. I STILL won't tell you. And you STILL don't care.
I'm often asked why I've friended people, so this would be why (most likely):
We have similar interests/I find you intimidating/cool/amusing/frightening/fascinating/talented/s illy. Sometimes, people are friended during a link-clicking psycho-friending spree. Or you're an author I like. Maybe I just think you're hot. You might post in a community or comment in someone's LJ that I read. If I've friended you, I think you're interesting in some way. Or maybe I&..39;m just scared of you. If you friend me back, great. If not, that's okay, too. I kinda don't care.
I don't do friends cuts/denials. Ever. Unless you're some random business or band I've never heard of. In that case I'll totally deny you. I'm not interested in having 687468fhkfhksOMGWTFumpteenmilliongagillion fucking friends on myspace. Just STOP sending requests, ok?
Want to unfriend me, great. Or not so great. Whatever. Want me to defriend you? Tell me and I will. It's that easy. If I&..39;ve done something really, really horrible, direct hatemail to my ass.
I don't care if you comment. I'm certainly not going to revoke the retarded "priviledge" of reading my bullshit because you didn't comment enough on my entries. If you wanna read it, you will, if you wanna comment, you will.
I don't comment nearly 1/547777th as much as I'd like to in the journals I read, partly due to my own laziness and a good deal due to the fact that by the time I type out a sixth of it my arm will feel the fucking burn so bad I'll delete it. It doesn't mean I don't care. If I didn't care, or wasn't curious/interested, I wouldn't read them.
I'm often sick, and when I'm sick I get reclusive. I don't feel like whining for the umpteenth time how my ass hurts, or my eye popped out, or how much things suck. It doesn't help, no one gives a flying fuck and it just makes my arm & wrist more gimpy all while I whine my little heart out.
I'm never on AIM. Well, hardly ever. And if I am I never say anything, because I'm in awe of all the people so much cooler than I could ever hope to be. Or maybe I'm just lurking and I hate you.
Kthxbai.
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Extraversion |||||||||| 33%
Stability |||| 16%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Accommodation |||| 16%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||| 23%
Adventurousness || 10%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
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Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||| 16%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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