Being bad, Expensive tequila on the rocks, cheap tequila shots, making great records, finding the perfect song, walking my dog, running, mountain biking, skiing, falling off skateboards while being a poser, sticking it to the man, stalking women, chess, Gucci sunglasses, Prada shoes, fast cars, slow choppers, big trucks, Scrabble, traveling, Trivial Pursuit, more to come...
1. Mr. T 2. The guy that sings "Lucas With The Lid Off" (credited to Craig Porr) 2. SOMEONE...ANYONE who has been drama free for at least 40 days 3. Pee Wee Herman 4. Your Momma 5. My Momma 6. My Baby Momma 7. Crazy eyebrow guy from the Juice Tiger infommercials. 8. Prince circa Purple Rain 9. The guy that is listening in on my cell phone conversations for Captain Retard 9. Tom from MySpace so I back kick his face for making me do this. I have so much shit to do today
Johnny Cash, Elvis, Carol King, Barry Manilow, G Fuckin' Unit, Fabolous, Iron and Wine, Three 6 Mafia, Gnarls Barkley, My Chemical Romance, System Of A Down, Chevelle, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Fray, Michael Jackson, Prince, Velvet Underground, Digital Underground, Lil' Jon, Ne-Yo, Foo Fighters, Roy Orbison, Prince, The Flaming Lips, The Secret Machines, American Minor, AFI, Leonard Cohen, Sigur Ros, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Radiohead, Coldplay, Guns 'N' Roses, AC/DC, Dave Mason, Traffic, Judas Priest, Steely Dan, Fleetwood Mac, Faces, Old U2, The Allman Brothers, The Doobie Brothers, Cream, The Brothers Gibb, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Yellowcard, Jay-Z, Outkast...I'm a junkie and the list goes on and on....HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS IS THE WORST BAND IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC. SHAME ON YOU BOYS FOR GETTING ON STAGE.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Howard the Duck, Gladiator, Troy, Star Wars, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Labyrinth, Purple Rain, The Neverending Story,
Anything on the History and Discovery channels, Southpark, Cops, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Letterman, Conan, QVC.
My younger brother Paul, David Geffen, Dustin Hoffman, Johnny Cash, my grandmother, anyone with patience, any girl who has ever dated me